The Dukes of Hazzard (2005)

Share this quote on facebook Directed by Jay Chandrasekhar
Written by Jonathan Davis and John O'Brien

Share this quote on facebook "Jesse Duke has been to two places in his life: Hazzard County and Korea. As far as he's concerned, that's one place too many."

Share this quote on facebook "When you're flying by the seat of your pants, nothing sounds better than a Plan B."

Share this quote on facebook "The only way I'm leavin' the ranch is in a wooden box!"

Share this quote on facebook Guy come out of an antique shop carrying a big grandfather's clock. Bumped into this drunk, broke the clock.

Share this quote on facebook "An apple a day will keep the doctor away, darling."

Share this quote on facebook (To Cooter) "Boy, you couldn't fix an election if your brother was the governor!"

Share this quote on facebook "I think something bounced up into my undercarriage."

Share this quote on facebook "Enos, where's Boss Hogg and Roscoe?" (Enos- At your farm) "Thank you Enos. That might be a new record."

Share this quote on facebook (To Daisy about his car) "She's faster than a cheetah on cocaine."

Share this quote on facebook Jesse Duke: Know what happens when you give a politician Viagra?
Luke Duke: No.
Jesse Duke: He gets taller!

Share this quote on facebook Jesse Duke: You know why tornadoes and blonds are so much alike?
Luke Duke: No.
Jesse Duke: At first, there's a lot of sucking and blowing, and then you lose your house.

Share this quote on facebook Jesse Duke: Know what you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
Luke Duke: No.
Jesse Duke: You get a piece of ass that'll bring a tear to your eye.

Share this quote on facebook Jesse Duke: You know why divorces are so expensive?
Luke Duke: No.
Jesse Duke: Because they're worth it!

Share this quote on facebook Sheev: Hmm, might be a wet fuse.
Bo Duke: Maybe its backwards.
Sheev: It's supposed to be backwards, it's a Chinese fuse.
Bo Duke: No, I mean it's backwards from the way it's supposed to be.
Sheev: Have you ever been to China? Have you ever been to China?
Bo Duke: I ate Chinese food once.
Sheev: Yeah, well you don't blow up Mu Shu Pork my friend.
Bo Duke: I dated a Korean girl in high school.
Sheev: That is a totally different Oriental nation. Get an education!
Bo Duke: You're the one who got the fuse wrong.