The House Bunny (2008)

Share this quote on facebook Yes, I think I'll have the mahi-mahi, but can I get it with just one mahi? Because I'm not that hungry.

Share this quote on facebook SWEET BALLS!!!

Share this quote on facebook President...of the United States. Of America. 50 States, if you count Hawaii. Most people do. I'm definitely pro-Hawaii.

Share this quote on facebook Kindness is just love with its work boots on.

Share this quote on facebook Your biceps are huge! Kiss me!

Share this quote on facebook I gotta meet this fricken bird!

Share this quote on facebook OWW!! BITCH SUCK!!!

Share this quote on facebook I like that word...Man Hole.

Share this quote on facebook A brothel? Oh, I'm not looking to make soup.

Share this quote on facebook I'm just walking around in the body God and Dr. Borkman gave me.

Share this quote on facebook Shelley: Hef's kicking me out? Why would he do that? This is my home! This is my family!
Marvin: I hate to say this, Shelley, but maybe it's because of your age.
Shelley: But I'm 27.
Marvin: Yeah, but that's like 59 in Bunny Years.

Share this quote on facebook Shelley: I'm an expert at parties and boys! I'm a bunny! Men write to me from prison, sometimes even in their own blood, which I think is theirs, but I don't know, I'm really nervous because I really want to help you guys.
Natalie: A-a bunny? You mean like acenterfold?
Shelley: Oh, bless your heart, no, just a few pictorials,"Girls from the Midwest" and "Girls with GEDs." "Girls of Charlie Sheen."

Share this quote on facebook Natalie: Shelley knows how to meet guys, hence, we will learn how to meet guys.
Shelley: Yeah, hence!

Share this quote on facebook Natalie: Shelley that's Colby. I'm in love with him.
Shelley: That's so sweet. How long have you guys been going out?
Natalie: Hah no, I've never even talked to him.

Share this quote on facebook Shelley: I don't think he likes me. He didn't fall for any of my tricks.
Natalie: That's impossible. Your tricks always work.
Shelley: I did sexy. I did other guys want me. I worked every angle in the book but, I don't know, he just stared.
Natalie: What if Oliver is one of those guys who wants to have a conversation with a girl before he hooks up with her?
Shelley: He's gay?

Share this quote on facebook For the girls of ZETA house, college life was no party, until Shelley showed up.

Share this quote on facebook They wanted a role model. They got a Playmate.

Share this quote on facebook Brains. Beauty. Bravery. These girls got it all... They just don't know it yet.

Share this quote on facebook Bodaciously Going Where No Bunny Has Gone Before... College.