The Ladies Man (1961)

Share this quote on facebook If you are a rich lady, and I have boned you...Please meet me at the Nacho Cart. If you are a rich lady, and would like to be boned...Please meet me at the Nacho Cart

Share this quote on facebook You just ate some human shit!

Share this quote on facebook You're a bad mailman! And this is not from Jimmie Walker!

Share this quote on facebook [Leon Rounding off the show] "What is Love? What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness? Is it not the sweetest flower? Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine, fine Diamonds? Does not the wind love the Dirt? Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikened to? Are you with someone tonight? Do not question your love. Take your lover by the hand. Release the power within yourself. You heard me, release the power. Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper. Conquer heaven with one intimate caress. That's right don't be shy. Whip out everything you got and do it in the butt! By Leon Phelps"

Share this quote on facebook First of all I will say something classy like.... Hey Baby can I buy you a Fish Sandwich?"

Share this quote on facebook Leon answering a call: " Yeah, well, you suffer from homo-unerectus. That means your wang is hugeified not by women but by a man

Share this quote on facebook So.....you....don't want a fish sandwich?

Share this quote on facebook How long have you been uhh nunnin' it up? Ya thas coo.

Share this quote on facebook Yeah, that's Da Butt

Share this quote on facebook Listen, I was wondering. Can I ask you a question? Uh... was your father a meat burglar? Here's why I ask: because it looks like somebody stole 2 fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress

Share this quote on facebook Don't you worry Julie, I'm a man of action; I have a plan for this type of thing. There is only one thing to do... I must go and have sex, and wait for something to randomly happen. It will work out, you'll see. It will randomly work out.

Share this quote on facebook Well I still live in the streets, and occasionally find myself waking up in the streets.

Share this quote on facebook And Lance, well you're clearly gay. I think we all know that. But you tried to oil me up, and that's not cool.

Share this quote on facebook I am Julie's piano, I am Julie's piano. That's a song I wrote for you Julie.

Share this quote on facebook Hey there sweet thang, can I get some more waffles. I"m sorry, what were you saying sweet thang?

Share this quote on facebook Theresa!

Share this quote on facebook Well that's nice. I got everything but the glass.

Share this quote on facebook Yes. Duly noted.

Share this quote on facebook Because there's more motion, in the ocean.

Share this quote on facebook If you've got the courvoisier we can put some of that in here too, haha

Share this quote on facebook Man, I'd like to take a bite out of your butt.

Share this quote on facebook Caller #1: "Yes, uh, Ladies Man. I-I have a problem. I'm having a hard time finding the right lady. I-I've dated a few, but none of them are hot enough"

Share this quote on facebook Mr. Phelps, I see you've listed 'debit' under your hobbies?

Share this quote on facebook IT'S JERRY'S BIGGEST, FUNNIEST YET! (original ad - all caps)

Share this quote on facebook "He's wacky!" - "He's Shweet!" - "He's the most!" - "He's the end!" - "He's dopey!" - "He's fast!" - "He's silly!" -"He's the nuts!"

Share this quote on facebook Everyone's talking about Jerry Lewis as The Ladies Man???

Share this quote on facebook He's a handyman in a Hollywood hotel—for girls only!

Share this quote on facebook Fun-n-nee!!!!!