The Last Shot (2004)

Share this quote on facebook Joe: Have you actually seen a person die, watched them bleed to death, seen them take their last breath? I've seen that... many times.
Steven: Why have you seen that?
Joe: I used to produce music videos.

Share this quote on facebook [on the telephone]
Fanny: You do not want to eat lunch off my ass.
[pause]
Fanny: You want to eat lunch off my ass? I thought you were kosher.

Share this quote on facebook Joe: What are you going to do to me?
Ed, Jr.: Movie starts in 3 minutes. If you don't tell us where the money is, we're going to cut you fingers off during the opening credits.
Wally: Titles. Credits come at the end of the movies. Titles come first.
Ed, Jr.: Fine. Titles. We're going to cut them off during the fucking titles.

Share this quote on facebook Joe: Delores, I have those presents I want to give to Sasha. Where is she?
Delores: I'm sorry, sir. Your dog is dead. She killed herself.
Joe: What?
Delores: The Jacuzzi. She threw herself into the Jacuzzi. I tried to find you. It was horrible.
Joe: Oh, no. Maybe she fell in.
Delores: Oh, there was a witness. Alejandro, the gardener's son. It was suicide.
Joe: Suicide?
Delores: She was lonely. She couldn't stand it anymore.
Joe: They why the fuck didn't you go outside and play with her? Throw the little red ball with her?
Delores': I'm sorry, Mr. Devine. I know you loved that dog. On Tuesday, she dug up all the flowers and then took a dump in the kitchen. I believe that was her note.

Share this quote on facebook Funeral Director: Joe, from the beautiful words you've written, it clear to me that Sasha wasn't just a great dog. She was a great friend.
[starts eulogy]
Funeral Director: "Sasha was loyal, she was compassionate, and she loved to shake."

Share this quote on facebook Jack: Sorry to hear about Sasha. I know you were close to that bitch.

Share this quote on facebook Tommy: It's my face, Willie. The guys back home can't stand to look at me. I thought after the second surgery things would change.
Willie: Did you talk to that plastic surgeon?
Tommy: He said he wanted to take skin from my ass cheeks and put it on my face. I beat that cocksucker with his own chair.

Share this quote on facebook Joe: Can you help me find a script?
Fanny: This is Hollywood. Just go outside and ask anyone you see to give you a script. A gardener, a cripple, a child molester. They've all got them.

Share this quote on facebook The true story of the greatest movie never made.

Share this quote on facebook Daniel Morton - Nicky's Son