The Lizzie McGuire Movie (2003)

Share this quote on facebook Goodbye Lizzie McGuire, hello fabulous.

Share this quote on facebook I WAS hoping for smooth sailing in high school but, this will do!

Share this quote on facebook I'm like, physically incapable of sneaking.

Share this quote on facebook That would mean I would have to sneak away from the group. I'm like physically incapable of sneaking

Share this quote on facebook This is impossible, I could never sing in front of an audience. I don't even let my mom hear me in the shower.

Share this quote on facebook [At graduation]
Lizzie: Hey, Gordo! So, do I look okay?
Gordo: Lizzie, I'm your guy best friend, you should really talk to Miranda about this stuff.
Lizzie: But she's in Mexico City!
Gordo: Yes, your blue robe looks way cooler than all the other girls'.

Share this quote on facebook Lizzie: Hey! You know this Paolo and Isabella CD isn't so bad. I mean if you're into the Alanis Morissette-y alternative, dark, like brooding, I-never-go-out-into-the-sunshine-and-my-life's-a-miserable-black-hole-of-depression kinda thing, then you'd think they stink. But I mean for a like driving-around-in-the-car-with-the-top-down-putting-on-your-lip-gloss-loving-life kinda thing, they're good! Here, listen...
[he leans close so they can share the headphones]
Gordo: Not bad. You use scented soap, huh?
Lizzie: What?
Gordo: Uh... n-never mind.

Share this quote on facebook Matt McGuire: What is that?
Gordo: That is Miss Ungermeyer. Get on her good side, and it's your one-way ticket to an Ivy League School. But if you get on her bad side...
Janitor: [passing by with mop bucket] ... excuse me, gotta clean up some vomit.
Matt McGuire: You end up like that guy?
Gordo': You end up working for that guy.

Share this quote on facebook Ethan: When are we going to eat spaghetti?
Kate: Its like nine in the morning.
Ethan: So what? You've never had spaghetti for breakfast before?
Kate: I don't eat carbs!
Ethan: So I suppose you've never had a spaghetti sandwich before?
Kate: This experience is so totally wasted on you...
Miss Ungermeyer: Craft! Sanders! Separate!
Kate: Oh, we did! And thank god!
Miss Ungermeyer: Ok, let's try something at your education level and take a ten minute shopping break while I choke down an espresso.

Share this quote on facebook Miss Ungermeyer: You tell us where Lizzie is or this deck is gonna catch some serious air!
Ethan: Well it's possible that she's at the Italian Music Video Awards doubling for the Italian pop star Isabella who's like totally her twin.
[pause]
Ethan: Why does everyone always look at me like that?

Share this quote on facebook Ethan: The sting.
Gordo: What sting?
Ethan: You want a little mano a mano?
Gordo: See, this is one of the reasons that me and you aren't friends. 'Cause I-I never have any idea what you're talking about.
Ethan: Ya, see. Some dudes get the approach. Others, the sting. That Italian dude? He's big-time approach.
Gordo: I actually feel my brain turning into goo.
Ethan: Embrace the sting. That's what you're vibin' here from Lizzie.
Gordo: Wait a minute. Now, you actually think that I'm jealous of Paolo.
Ethan: Word.
Gordo: [chuckling] Oh, no. No, see, that would mean that I like Lizzie as more than a friend.
Ethan: See? What do you mean you and I have trouble communicating, bro?
Gordo: [annoyed] You're wrong, man!

Share this quote on facebook [Isabella stands opposite Lizzie, and Gordo is freaked out by the resemblance]
Gordo: Freaky, huh?
Lizzie: Way freaky!
Isabella: [in her Italian accent] Way, way freaky!

Share this quote on facebook [Jo McGuire is trying to get assistance from the hotel desk clerk]
Jo McGuire: That's McGuire, Lizzie McGuire.
Giorgio: Yes, we are in the travel guides.
Jo McGuire: No, no, we're the parents of Lizzie.
Giorgio: Ah. l Via Liuzzi. I call a cab. Is very far.
Jo McGuire: Anyone else want to get up to the plate?

Share this quote on facebook Isabella: [holding up a tabloid picture] Who is this girl? I've been on the island this whole time...
Gordo: [crawls underneath the mob] I can explain. That's my friend, Lizzie McGuire.
[He is dragged up to his feet by two security guards]
Isabella: [to security guards] Put him down, put him down. [looks around, turns to Gordo] We need to talk... in private.
[Isabella pulls him away]

Share this quote on facebook The Only Risk In Taking An Adventure Is Not Taking It At All.

Share this quote on facebook Lizze McGuire goes to Rome.

Share this quote on facebook Go To Rome With Lizzie

Share this quote on facebook She's going places.

Share this quote on facebook From ordinary girl to international pop star.

Share this quote on facebook Ashlie Brillault as Katherine "Kate" Sanders, Lizzie's popular ex-best friend who she later reconciles with

Share this quote on facebook Jody Raicot as Giorgio

Share this quote on facebook Terra MacLeod as Franca DiMontecatini

Share this quote on facebook Claude Knowlton as the stage manager