The Mirror Has Two Faces (1996)

Share this quote on facebook When my date takes me home and kisses me good night, if I don't hear the philharmonic in my head, I dump him.

Share this quote on facebook What, what? Yes, I have breasts. They cannot, however, be the subject of one of your papers.

Share this quote on facebook It's not a date. We're just agreeing to eat at the same table.

Share this quote on facebook By the way, would telling you now that I want sex tonight be enough of a warning?

Share this quote on facebook Let's face it. They're not standing in line for me.

Share this quote on facebook To tell you the truth, I think your theories about relationships are total bullshit.

Share this quote on facebook I believe in love and lust and sex and romance. I don’t want everything to add up to some perfect equation. I want mess and chaos. I want someone to go crazy out of his mind for me. I want to feel passion and heat and sweat and madness. I want Valentines and Cupids and all the rest of that crap. I want it all.

Share this quote on facebook I love it if someone knew me. Really knew me. What I like, what I'm afraid of. What kind of toothpaste I use. I think that will be wonderful.

Share this quote on facebook I want to be upfront with you. I am not interested in sex.

Share this quote on facebook I don't care if you're pretty, I love you anyway!

Share this quote on facebook The mathematical world is completely rational, uncomplicated by sex.

Share this quote on facebook You are the mother of the bride, not the opening act.

Share this quote on facebook Now you spend an extra hour in front of the mirror every morning and every night. And now you'll be the one to walk into a room and scan it for who looks better than you and who doesn't. And as the years go by, the numbers change. One day you'll walk into a room and you're the last woman any man notices.

Share this quote on facebook Mother, the only thing you ever taught me about the Sabbath is that Bergdorf's wouldn't be as crowded.

Share this quote on facebook Rose: Why don't you get the coffee?
Hannah: I've buried a husband, I've raised two daughters. I've made my coffee.

Share this quote on facebook Rose: Look at me, I'm a grown woman in a prom dress.
Claire: Oh, please. You look adorable.
Rose: Adorable? I look like an over-the-hill Barbie Doll. It doesn't fit right, it's too tight.
Claire: Too many Sno Balls.
Rose: Why didn't you pick something looser and in my color?
Claire: Because Maids of Honor don't wear black.

Share this quote on facebook Claire: Your hair looks good, the curls work. Why don't you get a perm?
Rose: I tried that once, I looked like Shirley Temple on crack.

Share this quote on facebook Claire: Now you listen to me!
Rose: Take it easy, Claire!
Claire: Now, I want you to get up there and remember that this is MY day... and if you don't behave yourself, I'm gonna have your birth certificate blown up as a Christmas card!
Hannah: I should never have encouraged you to speak.

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