The Pink Panther 2 (2009)

Share this quote on facebook Insp. Jacques Clouseau: Let me bring you up to speed... We know nothing. You are now up to speed.

Share this quote on facebook Insp. Jacques Clouseau: I am now leaving France. This is a bad idea.

Share this quote on facebook TV Announcer: The legendary Pink Panther diamond has been stolen.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: What'd I tell you?

Share this quote on facebook Kenji: Have we decided on lunch?
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: I'm sure you'll be wanting sushi, my little yellow friend!

Share this quote on facebook Italian Reporter: [after the Pope's ring has been stolen] Mr. Pepperidge, was the Dream Team asleep when the theft occurred?
Pepperidge: No comment.
Italian Reporter: Do you think they will recover the ring?
Pepperidge: If I give a comment, when I said "No comment." I would look like a complete ass, wouldn't I?

Share this quote on facebook Insp. Jacques Clouseau: Would you - even though it may lead to injury - marry me?

Share this quote on facebook Insp. Jacques Clouseau: And your name?
Vicenzo: Vicenzo Roccara Squarcialupi Brancaleone.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: Oh... That is your name. I thought you were ordering in Italian. Once again.
Vicenzo: Vicenzo Roccara Squarcialupi Brancaleone.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: Vicen tam-ta-da-tam-tam Don Corleone.

Share this quote on facebook Pepperidge: Tell me, how did you enjoy your trip to the *airport*?
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: [holding his stamped hand to his chin in thought] Now, how did you know that?

Share this quote on facebook Pepperidge: *Talking about Clouseau* If he solves this case, I'm perfectly willing to run around for 24 hours wearing nothing but a tutu carrying a big, pink, fluffy handbag.

Share this quote on facebook Pepperidge: It's in every newspaper all over the world. We're all being made to look like idiots. Reputations built up over a lifetime utterly ruined.
Kenji: I had to quit being a Buddhist because I feel so much hate.
Vicenzo: HE SAT ON THE POPE'S HAT!

Share this quote on facebook Vicenzo: Clouseau, you are a lover. And Nicole is a woman for a lifetime, a woman to have the babies with.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: To have the babies? To have the babies?
Vicenzo: Yes, lots and lots of the babies... All day long the babies. *Walks away.*
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: ...All day long the babies.

Share this quote on facebook Insp. Jacques Clouseau: And she does not think she is pretty... And I can never tell her that she is pretty, otherwise...
Ponton: Otherwise what?
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: If she knew how pretty she is, she might choose someone other than me.

Share this quote on facebook Insp. Jacques Clouseau: And now, there is a crime scene waiting... Excuse me, el sceno de crimo.
Vicenzo: That is not Italian and I do speaka English.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: Oh, really? Prove it!

Share this quote on facebook Philip Goodwin as Deputy Chief Renard

Share this quote on facebook Thomas Derrah as Robert (Night Guard)