The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)

Share this quote on facebook A beekeeper who has lost his voice, a cook who thinks he's a gardener, and a witness to a murder. Oh, yes. It is obvious to my trained eye that there is much more going on here than meets the ear.

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Share this quote on facebook Good evening, commissioner. How are you, how is madame and all the little commissioners?

Share this quote on facebook Until we meet again and the case is solv-ed.

Share this quote on facebook Inspector Clouseau: Do you have a rheum?
Munich Hotel Clerk: I do not know what a "rheum" is.
Inspector Clouseau: [Checks his translation book] Zimmer.
Munich Hotel Clerk: Ah, a room!
Inspector Clouseau: That is what I have been saying, you idiot. A rheum. [gesturing to the hotel's dog] Does your dog bite?
Munich Hotel Clerk: No.
[Clouseau bends down to pet the small dog; it immediately growls and bites him.]
Inspector Clouseau: I thought you said your dog did not bite!
Munich Hotel Clerk: That is not my dog.

Share this quote on facebook Inspector Clouseau: One moment, and I will have you extracted.
Inspector Dreyfus: I'm fine. I am perfect. Every day, and in every way... I'm getting better and better. Somewhere over the rainbow... (laughs maniacally)
Inspector Clouseau: I'm afraid today is just not your day, my friend.
Inspector Dreyfus: But it is my day! It is, my "friend". After three, long terrible years it is AT LAST my day! I will not permit, "repeat," not permit anything..."repeat" anything to spoil it. Now, I will walk you to the gate, and then I will kiss you goodbye! (kisses on Clouseau's cheeks) And you will drive off in your new car which should rightfully be mine, and then I will have my interview with the sanity commission, and they will set me free! And then... (suction arrow sticks to his forehead, with appropriate sound) I will kill you! (takes a strangler hold) Kill you!
Inspector Clouseau: Francois! Start the car!
Inspector Dreyfus: KILL YOU! KILL YOU!

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Share this quote on facebook The newest, pinkest Panther of all!

Share this quote on facebook Why are the world's chief assassins after Inspector Clouseau? Why not? Everybody else is.

Share this quote on facebook The all-new adventures of the world's most bumbling detective

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