Chris Gardner
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Can I say something? Um, I'm the type of person that if you ask me a question and I don't know the answer, I'm gonna tell you that I don't know. But I bet you what, I know how to find the answer and I will find the answer.
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I just have two questions for you. What do you do, and how do you do it?
To a man who pulls up in an expensive sports-car
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When I was young, and I'd get A's, I'd get this good feeling of all the things that I could be. And then I'd never became any of them.
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Chris Gardner. Chris Gardner. How are you? Good morning. Chris Gardner. Chris Gardner. Good to see you again. Chris Gardner. Pleasure. I've been sitting there for the last half-hour... trying to come up with a story... that would explain my being here dressed like this. and I wanted to come up with a story that would demonstrate qualities... that I'm sure you all admire here, like earnestness or elegance
Christopher
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Hey dad, you wanna hear something funny? There was a man who was drowning, and a boat came, and the man on the boat said
"Do you need help?" and the man said
"No thanks, God will save me". Then another boat came and he tried to help him, but he said
"No thanks, God will save me", then he drowned and went to Heaven. Then the man told God,
"God, why didn't you save me?" and God said
"I sent you two big boats, you dummy!"Reverend Williams
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The important thing about that freedom train, is it's got to climb mountains. We ALL have to climb mountains, you know. Mountains that go way up high, and mountains that go deep and low. Yes, we know what those mountains are here at Glide. We sing about them.
Dialogue
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Christopher: What are you doing?
Chris Gardner: Paying a parking ticket.
Christopher: ...But we don't have a car anymore.
Chris Gardner: Yeah, I know...
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Chris Gardner: Probably means there's a good chance. Possibly means we might or we might not.
Christopher: Okay.
Chris Gardner: So, what does probably mean?
Christopher: It means we have a good chance.
Chris Gardner: And what does possibly mean?
Christopher: I know what it means! It means we're not going to the game.
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Martin Frohm: What would you say if man walked in here with no shirt, and I hired him? What would you say?
Chris Gardner: He must have had on some really nice pants.
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Chris Gardner:
(about the spelling mistakes in the graffiti of a building) It's not
"H-A-P-P-Y-N-E-S-S" Happiness is spelled with an "I" instead of a "Y"
Christopher: Oh, okay. Is
"Fuck" spelled right?
Chris Gardner: Um, yes.
"Fuck" is spelled right but you shouldn't use that word.
Christopher: Why? What's it mean?
Chris Gardner: It's, um, an adult word used to express anger and, uh, other things. But it's an adult word. It's spelled right, but don't use it.
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Chris Gardner:
Don't ever let someone tell you, you can't do something. Not even me. You got a dream, you got to protect it. People can’t do something themselves, they want to tell you you can’t do it.
You want something, go get it. Period. All right?
Christopher: All right.
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(Final lines)
Chris Gardner: How many planets are there?
Christopher: Um... seven?
Chris Gardner: Seven? Nine! OK, who's the king of the jungle?
Christopher: The gorilla?
Chris Gardner: Gorilla? Nope. Lion.
Christopher: Yeah, lion, lion. You wanna hear something funny?
Chris Gardner: OK.
Christopher: Knock knock.
Chris Gardner: Who's there?
Christopher: Shelby.
Chris Gardner: Shelby who?
Christopher: Shelby comin' round the mountain when she comes, Shelby comin' round the mountain when she comes!
Chris Gardner: Hey, that's good.
Christopher: Knock knock.
Chris Gardner: Who's there?
Christopher: Nobody.
Chris Gardner: Nobody who?
(Christopher doesn't respond)
Chris Gardner: Nobody who?
(Christopher still doesn't respond)
Chris Gardner: A-ha-ha, that's a good one, I like that!
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