Papa Smurf
Brainy Smurf
Clumsy Smurf
Smurfette
Grouchy Smurf
Gutsy Smurf
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I'll never forget this. Especially not with these!
[Turns around and he is wearing "I love New York" underwear]Gargamel
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[recites an incantation in one of his spell books, which will turn Puppy into a cat in the instincts] Claw scratched and bitten! Chew, get down, scat! Puppy become kitten! Dog become cat!
Dialogue
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[Gargamel looks for a laboratory in New York City and spots a port-a-potty/]
Gargamel:
[impressed] Oh. Yes. It's a bit small, but it should do nicely!
[climbs into the port-a-potty with Azrael] Oh, it's even got its own cauldron!
[A gurgling sound can be heard]
Gargamel: What died in here?
[the port-a-poty shakes and thumping sounds can be heard] OPEN, OPEN, OPEN, OPEN, OPEN, OPPEEENNNN!
[Gargamel and Azrael finally fall out, dizzy and confused]
Gargamel:
[choking] Somebody's been working a dark and terrible magic in there!
[coughs in disgust]
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Gargamel:
[he and Azrael walk around New York, searching for the Smurfs] We must find this Smurf thief.
[Azrael meows] Ah, stop your complaining. If I were a Smurf, where would I go?
[spots a businessman talking on the phone and approaches him] You there, you there! Fancy pants! Have you seen any little blue men?
Businessman:
[on the phone] Absolutely, what price are we talking about?
Gargamel: You're selling them?
[A woman talking on the phone walks by, Gargamel follows her.]
Woman:
[on the phone] Have you looked in the drawer, sweetie?
Gargamel:
[to the woman] Wait, what drawer?
Woman:
[on the phone] In the kitchen, Lily.
Gargamel: Who is this Lily?
[A man also talking on the phone walks by.]
Man:
[on the phone] Are you kidding? She's like the hottest girl in my apartment.
Gargamel:
[stops the man] Please, please. Please, young woodsman. What does the temperature of this Lily have to do with the finding of Smurfs?
Man:
[to Gargamel] Take your meds, man.
[walks away]
Gargamel:
[confused] What? I, I...
[shouts] IS EVERYONE IN THIS REALM COMPLETELY INSANE?!
[spots a peddlar] Oh, thank the gods. A local wizard. Excellent.
[to the peddlar] Eh pardon me, wise sir? By any chance, have you seen any little blue men?
Peddlar: They're everywhere!
[laughs maniacally and walks away]
Gargamel: I knew it. I knew it! I told you we were close, Azrael!
Azrael:
[unenthusiascally] I know.
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Grace: How can you be the girl in the village?
Smurfette: Well see, I wasn't brought by a stork like the others. I was created by Gargamel to trap the other Smurfs.
Grace: Wow! And then what happened?
Smurfette: Papa saved me. He cast a special spell, and then helped become the Smurf I was meant to be.
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