The Smurfs (2011)

Share this quote on facebook Not this time, Gargamel.

Share this quote on facebook I'm 546 years old.

Share this quote on facebook Is a smurf's butt blue?

Share this quote on facebook Gnap! Gnap! Gnap! Gnap! Gnap! Gnap! Gnap! Gnap! Gnap! Gnap! Gnap! Gnap! Gnap! Gnap!

Share this quote on facebook That's gonna leave a big blue bruise.

Share this quote on facebook [as he is falling] GOODBYE, BLUE WORLD!

Share this quote on facebook Keep your smurfs to yourself!

Share this quote on facebook Just because your name is Grouchy doesn't mean that you always have to be grouchy.

Share this quote on facebook I can have more than one dress?

Share this quote on facebook [after caging Azrael] You smurf'd with the wrong girl.

Share this quote on facebook [referring to Clumsy] Why are we even listening to him? He's the one who just got us sucked into a giant hole.

Share this quote on facebook Just remember this one moment, and I wasn't grouchy! I wasn't!

Share this quote on facebook I think I just smurfed in my mouth.

Share this quote on facebook I still hate truffles! And I hate violence, too!

Share this quote on facebook SMURFABUNGA!!!

Share this quote on facebook [After Patrick swears in Smurf language] There's no call for that kind of language, laddie!

Share this quote on facebook I'll never forget this. Especially not with these! [Turns around and he is wearing "I love New York" underwear]

Share this quote on facebook [repeated line] Azrael? Are you dead?

Share this quote on facebook [Getting his net caught in a tree] Let go! Cursed nature!

Share this quote on facebook Come to papa, Papa!

Share this quote on facebook [recites an incantation in one of his spell books, which will turn Puppy into a cat in the instincts] Claw scratched and bitten! Chew, get down, scat! Puppy become kitten! Dog become cat!

Share this quote on facebook [Gargamel looks for a laboratory in New York City and spots a port-a-potty/]
Gargamel: [impressed] Oh. Yes. It's a bit small, but it should do nicely! [climbs into the port-a-potty with Azrael] Oh, it's even got its own cauldron!
[A gurgling sound can be heard]
Gargamel: What died in here? [the port-a-poty shakes and thumping sounds can be heard] OPEN, OPEN, OPEN, OPEN, OPEN, OPPEEENNNN!
[Gargamel and Azrael finally fall out, dizzy and confused]
Gargamel: [choking] Somebody's been working a dark and terrible magic in there! [coughs in disgust]

Share this quote on facebook Gargamel: [he and Azrael walk around New York, searching for the Smurfs] We must find this Smurf thief. [Azrael meows] Ah, stop your complaining. If I were a Smurf, where would I go? [spots a businessman talking on the phone and approaches him] You there, you there! Fancy pants! Have you seen any little blue men?
Businessman: [on the phone] Absolutely, what price are we talking about?
Gargamel: You're selling them?
[A woman talking on the phone walks by, Gargamel follows her.]
Woman: [on the phone] Have you looked in the drawer, sweetie?
Gargamel: [to the woman] Wait, what drawer?
Woman: [on the phone] In the kitchen, Lily.
Gargamel: Who is this Lily?
[A man also talking on the phone walks by.]
Man: [on the phone] Are you kidding? She's like the hottest girl in my apartment.
Gargamel: [stops the man] Please, please. Please, young woodsman. What does the temperature of this Lily have to do with the finding of Smurfs?
Man: [to Gargamel] Take your meds, man. [walks away]
Gargamel: [confused] What? I, I... [shouts] IS EVERYONE IN THIS REALM COMPLETELY INSANE?! [spots a peddlar] Oh, thank the gods. A local wizard. Excellent. [to the peddlar] Eh pardon me, wise sir? By any chance, have you seen any little blue men?
Peddlar: They're everywhere! [laughs maniacally and walks away]
Gargamel: I knew it. I knew it! I told you we were close, Azrael!
Azrael: [unenthusiascally] I know.

Share this quote on facebook Grace: How can you be the girl in the village?
Smurfette: Well see, I wasn't brought by a stork like the others. I was created by Gargamel to trap the other Smurfs.
Grace: Wow! And then what happened?
Smurfette: Papa saved me. He cast a special spell, and then helped become the Smurf I was meant to be.

Share this quote on facebook Our World is About to Get Smurf'd

Share this quote on facebook Adventure Doesn't Get Any Bigger

Share this quote on facebook Where the Smurf Are We?

Share this quote on facebook Smurf Happens