The Smurfs 2 (2013)

Share this quote on facebook [First lines] Time to smurf some magic. Let's see.There you are. Mimosa pollen. [laughs] Yes, tiger lily to make her essence magical and blue. Unless this spell be all for naught, the final thing, one hopeful thought.

Share this quote on facebook Smurfette? Are you okay?

Share this quote on facebook It doesn't matter where you came from. What matters is who you choose to be.

Share this quote on facebook Life is the most precious thing to protect.

Share this quote on facebook [Last lines] Thank you once again, Master Winslow. Miss Doolittle. Little Blue. Papa Vicster. Goodbye, Winslow family. Well, let's go, Smurfs.

Share this quote on facebook [After changing into her original form in her nightmare] Stupid trusting Smurfs, you're mine now!

Share this quote on facebook Oh, Papa.

Share this quote on facebook Every year on my birthday I have these horrible dreams about where I come from and it—it makes me wonder who I really am.

Share this quote on facebook Au revoir, trolls!

Share this quote on facebook Sing the Lala song! SING IT!

Share this quote on facebook Then why are we going so SLOOOOW?!

Share this quote on facebook [about her wand] It's kinda in my blood which used to concern me. [turns to Papa] But as someone wonderful once told me: "It doesn't matter where you came from. What matters is who you choose to be."

Share this quote on facebook Smurfette can never being tricked into being one of them.

Share this quote on facebook I sure hope Smurfette's here.

Share this quote on facebook We fell on the ground, and that's not even my fault.

Share this quote on facebook This was supposed to be Hefty!

Share this quote on facebook Every time a smurf toots, someone smiles.

Share this quote on facebook Just break it already!

Share this quote on facebook I've had Hefty's crystal shoved down my throat, got attacked as a corn dog, fell down a sewer, and if that wasn't smelly enough, had to travel by armpit just to find out we're all gonna be EXTINCT!

Share this quote on facebook I'm too beautiful to die!

Share this quote on facebook I bet my glutes look great climbing up this rope. Grouchy, take a look.

Share this quote on facebook Thrown to the curb again!

Share this quote on facebook Well said, my dim brother!

Share this quote on facebook Did we please you, Father?

Share this quote on facebook So long, SMUUUUURFS!

Share this quote on facebook Here's my plan: we trick her into acting like us. Being naugthy! We use all her goodness against her. Once that happened, she feel like she is part of our "family".

Share this quote on facebook [To Hackus] I got an idea! Go get yourself in trouble! Be naughty! I'll take care of the rest.

Share this quote on facebook Holy Smurf!

Share this quote on facebook Is this what happy feels like?

Share this quote on facebook You'll need all the help you can get.

Share this quote on facebook Give me the Smurfette! Now!

Share this quote on facebook He's right, Grace. I'm not his father.

Share this quote on facebook Listen to me, Patrick. I loved your mother with all my heart. I took care of Jeannette, and I made her happy. I also chose to love you as my own. Now, I didn't have to do that. But you were this little kid, no father, no hope in his eyes, a big hole in his heart, so I gave you everything I could. But I'm done, you know? You don't want it, that's fine. My last word of advice to you is this... Will you grow up? Stop blaming everyone else for your pain. And whatever you do, don't teach that beautiful son of yours that love is conditional, because it is not.

Share this quote on facebook [last words] I'm gonna miss you, Smurfs.

Share this quote on facebook Yes! Oh, my beautiful creation! You truly are daddy's little girl! [Cackling]

Share this quote on facebook [while being inadvertently flown around by his La Wanda wand] LA WANDA! NO, LA WANDA! NO! WHERE IS THE "OFF" BUTTON ON THIS THING?!!

Share this quote on facebook Hackus dizzy.

Share this quote on facebook Where's Smurfette? Where's Smurfette?

Share this quote on facebook [As he, Gargamel, Vexy and Smurfette roll through Paris on the loose Ferris Wheel] Best ride ever! [To Gargamel] Smurfette's fun, huh?! [Gargamel gives a thumbs-up, while screaming in fright]

Share this quote on facebook [Smurfette wakes up from her nightmare and she starts to cry. Papa rushes in.]
Papa Smurf: Smurfette, are you okay?
Smurfette: Oh, Papa.
Papa: [hugs Smurfette] There, there. Everything's going to be fine. Having that nightmare again?
Smurfette: Papa, every year on my birthday, I have these horrible dreams about where I come from and it... it makes me wonder who I really am.
Papa: And every year, I remind you - it doesn't matter where you came from, what matters is who you choose to be.
Smurfette: Really?
Papa: Oh, don't take this old smurf's word for it. Go out there and see for yourself. This is where you belong.

Share this quote on facebook Vexy: Father? It's feeding time.
Hackus: [wearily] Hackus dizzy.
Gargamel: Oh, yes, I almost forgot. Apparently, I have to keep you alive. I hope you both appreciate what a tremendous burden this is upon me. [feeds Vexy and Hackus drops of Smurf essence] All right, mind your manners.
Vexy: Thank you.
Gargamel: If you were real Smurfs, I'd be taking essence from you. [pause] I didn't hear a "thank you".
[Hackus burps]
Gargamel: Close enough.

Share this quote on facebook Papa: All right, Smurfs, listen up. I saved enough grotto water from the last blue moon for just such an occasion. I was able to smurf it into smurfportation crystals.
Brainy Smurf: So you don't need a portal. Very clever, Papa.
Papa: Smurf-xactly. These will take us directly to Master Winslow's mushroom.
Clumsy Smurf: Yeah, Patrick and Grace helped us the last time we smurfed through the portal.

Share this quote on facebook [Clumsy, Grouchy and Vanity are magically transported to New York, after accidentally swallowing the smurfportation crystals.]
Grouchy Smurf: This was supposed to be Hefty.
Clumsy: Sorry, my bad.
Vanity Smurf: Ugh, I get so puffy when I travel.

Share this quote on facebook [The Smurfs climb up a rope during Gargamel's magic show.]
Vanity: Oh, I bet my glutes look great climbing up this rope. Grouchy, take a look.
Grouchy: I hate my life.

Share this quote on facebook [Victor, Patrick and Blue walk out of the theater; Victor has been turned into a duck by Gargamel.]
Victor: What are you so cross about? I'm the duck!
Patrick: You always barge in and ruin everything. You're like a walking disaster!
Victor: Hey, look me in the eyes and say that!
Patrick: I can't.
Victor: That's right, because it's not true!
Patrick: No I can't, because your eyes are on the sides of your head!
Victor: Ack! All the better for me to see your disrespect! [notices two people staring at him] What are you looking at?
Patrick: [to Victor] Hurry up.
Victor: [to the two people] It's global warming. Buy a Prius!

Share this quote on facebook [Vexy walks to Smurfette.]
Vexy: Hey blondy! Where're you going?
Smurfette: Leave me alone!
Vexy: You mean like you so called "Papa" has?
Smurfette: No, he hasn't. He will come for me.
Vexy: [laughs] He won't. Because he knows you where you really belong. I didn't kidnapped you, Smurfette. I brought you home.

Share this quote on facebook Vexy: It's so nice having another girl around.
Smurfette: Yeah! [hugs Vexy] Oh!
Vexy: [pushing Smurfette away in disgust] Yecch! What are you doing?!
Smurfette: I'm just hugging you. [gasps] Haven't you ever been hugged?
[Vexy is silent and visibly sad.]
Smurfette: Vexy... [hugs Vexy again, and Vexy starts to enjoy it]

Share this quote on facebook [Gargamel, Hackus, Vexy and Smurfette are riding through Paris on a Ferris Wheel magicked loose by Smurfette.]
Smurfette: Isn't this fun?
Gargamel: [frightened] Decidedly not!

Share this quote on facebook Papa: I must've failed (Smurfette).
Patrick: [walks in] Oh...Sorry, I was looking for a place to think.
Papa: No, no, no, no. It's okay. I was doing a little thinking myself. Master Winlslow, it's hard for me but...well, can I ask you some advice? I mean, papa-to-papa? It's about Smurfette. [Patrick sits down and listens] I don't know what to do. I turned her blue. I taught her love and kindness. But the truth is, Gargamel made her. She's only a Smurf as long as she chooses to be. But what if she doesn't? What if she choose him? We could lose her. We may have already. I haven't done enough.
Patrick: Are you kidding? Gargamel just made her, but you...you made her what she is. You stepped in and loved her as your very own. No-one asked you to, you just did. Because you knew she needed that. And that's a...that's a pretty special kind of love. She's way too smart not to see that.
Papa: [enlightened by what Patrick said] You're right. We didn't believe in her because she changed. She changed because we believed in her. Thank you, Master Winslow. That was exactly what I needed to hear. [leaves]
Patrick: [to himself] Me too.

Share this quote on facebook [Victor approaches Patrick, who is struggling to lift a sewer cover to Gargamel's lair]
Patrick: Victor, what are you doing here?
Victor: Grace called me. She said you might need a hand.
[Patrick ignores him and continues trying to lift the sewer cover. Victor begins to walk away]
Patrick: No, no. Victor, wait! [Victor stops] As usual, Grace is right. I could use some help.
Victor: [pointing in a different direction] Well, for starters, you might try lifting the sewer cover. [points at the cover Patrick is trying to lift] Unless you're planning on fixing the phone lines?
[Patrick realizes the sewer cover he is trying to lift is a telephone cover and sighs in frustration.]

Share this quote on facebook Victor: I'm gonna miss you, Smurfs.
Patrick: [to Victor] Maybe you can name a corn dog after them.
Victor: Oh! Now you're talking. [to Blue] We could use blue corn!
Blue: Smurf dogs! Yum!
Victor: Yes!

Share this quote on facebook [In the mid-credits scene]
Gargamel: [falling from the sky] No no no no no! Stop, stop! Help me, Wanda! Help, Help me, Wanda!
Azrael: [meowing] So long sucker! [as he jumped off of Gargamel he grabs him]
Gargamel: [grabs Azrael] And where do you think you're going?! You're coming with me! [he falls in the portal starting the rest of the credits]

Share this quote on facebook Nice Gets Naughty.

Share this quote on facebook Get Ready to Get Naughty!

Share this quote on facebook Joel McCrary — Farmer Smurf

Share this quote on facebook Kevin Lee — Party Planner Smurf

Share this quote on facebook Patrick

Share this quote on facebook Grace (wife)

Share this quote on facebook Blue (son)

Share this quote on facebook Victor Doyle (Patrick's stepfather)