The Sorcerer's Apprentice (2010)

Share this quote on facebook Dave? You should run.

Share this quote on facebook What happened to "don't touch anything?"

Share this quote on facebook It's okay. I have to go into town anyway to get your anti-itch cream.

Share this quote on facebook [singing] I got a date with a girl 'cause I'm... awesome!

Share this quote on facebook [to Becky] These coils are my life. Two years I'm down here working with them and they're making their own music and it was lost on me and I was never able to appreciate it, until I met you. And I heard you talking about music on your radio show... [sighs] I'm sappy.

Share this quote on facebook No, no, this is not happening, I taste sour in my mouth.

Share this quote on facebook [to Balthazar] Are you insane? [Balthazar thinks, then holds up his fingers an inch apart] Little bit. Okay.

Share this quote on facebook [Balthazar tosses a pair of shoes to Dave.]
Dave: But these are old man shoes. [sees that Balthazar is wearing an identical pair]
Balthazar: [threateningly] Excuse me?
Dave: And I love them... a lot.

Share this quote on facebook Dave: Do you know what my life has been like for the past ten years?
Balthazar: I've been stuck in an urn for ten years.
Dave: So have I! A figurative urn of ridicule! Did you know that in some parts of the tri-state area they still refer to having a nervous breakdown as "pulling a David Stutler"? Did you know that?!
Balthazar: Try to be a good listener, Dave.

Share this quote on facebook Becky: How'd you do that? That guy was huge!
Dave: I've been doing a lot of cardio boxing lately. Let me introduce "thunder and lightning."
[Later in that scene]
Balthazar: Let's go "thunder and lightning."

Share this quote on facebook Becky: That guy just flew away on an eagle! A steel eagle!
Dave: I guess the first thing you should know about me is that I'm a sorcerer.
Becky: And I thought my last boyfriend was different 'cause he wore a scarf.

Share this quote on facebook Drake: [magically turns on all the hand dryers in the restroom] Can't have anyone hear your girly cries.
[Drake lifts up Dave and puts him high on the wall.]
Dave: This is high school all over again.

Share this quote on facebook Becky: Something about you is different.
Dave: I'm wearing new shoes.
Becky: Oh, nice.

Share this quote on facebook Dave: You wanna meet up at my lab?
Becky: Yeah.
Dave: With me?
Becky: Yes.
Dave: Okay, just checking.

Share this quote on facebook Dave: Are you telling me you're trying to possess Tank?
Balthazar: Yes, and I'm not sure it's the best idea either.
Dave: No.

Share this quote on facebook Balthazar: I had a dream. You were insulting me, Dave. Repeatedly.
Dave: Me? Pretty weird, huh?
Balthazar: No. Kinda makes sense.

Share this quote on facebook It's the coolest job ever.

Share this quote on facebook A job so great, it's magic.