The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

Share this quote on facebook Goofy Goober: [singing]: Oh, I'm a goofy goober, yeah, You're a goofy goober yeah, We're all goofy goobers yeah, Goofy goofy goofy goobers yeah!

Share this quote on facebook Mr. Krabs: "I stole your crown, signed... EUGENE KRABS"?!
Neptune: Relinquish the royal crown to me AT ONCE! [points his burning trident at Mr. Krabs]
Mr. Krabs: But... But this is crazy! I didn't do it!
Answering Machine: Ahoy! This is Eugene Krabs-- leave a message!
Answering Machine: Hi, Mr. Krabs, this is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to? Yeah. I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. [Mr. Krabs tries to stop the machine by breaking it but it continues to play] I sold it to a guy in Shell City and, uh... I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown... [Mr. Krabs rips the phone from the cord but the phone still works for a brief moment] ...which is now in Shell City, goodbye.
Mr. Krabs: Eh-heh-heh, h'well, I was... I, uh... hoo-hoo... eh... Don't'cha just hate wrong numbers?
Neptune: MY CROWN IS IN THE FORBIDDEN SHELL CITY?!! [screams]
Plankton: [appears on the other end of the phone] Plan Z, I love Plan Z!

Share this quote on facebook Neptune: My hair is thinning a bit...
SpongeBob: Oh, your highness , I'm sure it's not that noticab-- [Neptune takes off the paper bag from his head revealing an insanely blinding glow] --aaald! Bald! Bald!
Crowd of People: Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald!
Fred: [eyes sizzling] My eyes!
Neptune: [puts the bag back on] All right, all right.
SpongeBob: Uh... King Neptune, sir? Would you spare Mr. Krabs' life if I went to get your crown back?
Neptune: You go to Shell City?! [eyes bulge out of his head; laughs maniacally; goes back to normal] No one who's gone to Shell City has ever returned!

Share this quote on facebook SpongeBob: Patrick, we're gonna party 'till we're purple!
Patrick: I love being purple!

Share this quote on facebook Neptune: Be back with my crown, in exactly 10 days!
Patrick: He can do it in 9!
Neptune: 8!
Patrick: 7!
Neptune: 6!
SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs: PATRICK! [tackle Patrick]
Neptune: 6 it is then! [Mr. Krabs chokes Patrick]
Patrick: [gasps for air] 5?!
SpongeBob: Patrick, shush!

Share this quote on facebook Squidward: Too bad SpongeBob's not here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here.

Share this quote on facebook Squidward: [Mr. Krabs has been frozen solid] Who turned on the A/C? [sees a frozen Mr. Krabs; screams] Mr. Krabs! [knocks on Krabs 3 times] Oh, no! This is terrible! Who's gonna sign my paycheck?

Share this quote on facebook Victor: HEY!!! Who blew this bubble?! (to all his fellow thugs) You all know the rules!
Thugs: (in unison) All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar.
Victor: That's right! So, who blew it?!

Share this quote on facebook SpongeBob: Oh, my gosh! Look, Patrick, Plankton's turned everybody in Bikini Bottom into slaves! Squidward...Sandy...Mrs. Puff... [gasps] Even Gary!
Gary: Meow, Plankton!

Share this quote on facebook SpongeBob: [seemingly drunk on ice cream] This next song goes out to my best friends in the whole world: Patrick and this big peanut guy! It's a little diddy called...
SpongeBob & Patrick: WAIIIIIITERRRRRR!

Share this quote on facebook Plankton: His chaps are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock and roll! Karen, do something!
Karen: [crowd surfing] WWOOOOOO, WHEEEEE!

Share this quote on facebook Mindy: [after making SpongeBob and Patrick into "men"] Can you make it to Shell City?!
SpongeBob & Patrick: HECK YEAH!
Mindy: Are men afraid of anything?
SpongeBob & Patrick: HECK NO!
Mindy: And why?
SpongeBob and Patrick: BECAUSE WE'RE INVINCIBLE! [they jump off a cliff]
Mindy: [yelling down to them] I NEVER SAID THAT!

Share this quote on facebook Patrick: [driving] Hey look, free ice cream! [turns sharp left]
SpongeBob: Oh, boy! [runs out through boneyard to get ice cream]
Patrick: [to skull on floor] How you doin'? [suddenly looks alarmed] Wait a minute... Wait a minute! SPONGEBOB!!
SpongeBob: Yeah?
Patrick: ...Make mine a chocolate!

Share this quote on facebook SpongeBob: What kind of old lady are you?! [a monstrous frogfish reveals itself from the ground] [SpongeBob screams and bites off the old lady's left arm, falls down]
Patrick: [catches SpongeBob in the Patty Wagon] Did you get the ice cream?
[Frogfish roars]
SpongeBob: STEP ON IT, PATRICK!