The Toxic Avenger (1985)

Share this quote on facebook [as he kills Mrs. Haskell] Hohohoho. No ticky, no washy!

Share this quote on facebook [to the Mayor] You fat slob. Let's see if you've got any guts. [he punches the mayor in the stomach and rips out his guts] Officer O'Clancy, take care of this toxic waste.

Share this quote on facebook Honest cops are all alike. A bunch of fucking faggots.

Share this quote on facebook I owe you for the other night monster faggot. So now we're going to give you six new assholes. Compliments of me Cigar Face.

Share this quote on facebook All right everybody, drop your tacos or I'll blow your brains out.

Share this quote on facebook Hey look Frank. Teeny-boppers. You like video games teeny-boppers? Your mommy give you quarters for video games? Well cough 'em up.

Share this quote on facebook Look what we've got here. A little mother and a littler baby. You like Mexican food little baby? [points his gun at the baby] Well how would you like to have this hot tamale shoved down your throat?

Share this quote on facebook Frank: Now if you all do just what we tell you, you just might, just might get your asses home all intact.

Share this quote on facebook Sara: Why Melvin you're beautiful. You're a beautiful person. You're so muscular. It's been two years since I've touched a man.

Share this quote on facebook Cigar Face: [while counting money] When we lay this wad on O'Clancy, the boss is going to have him by the balls.
Nipples: I don't think O'Clancy will take the money. Everyone says he's a honest cop.
Knuckles: He don't take the dough, I'm going to give him a blow.

Share this quote on facebook Bruce: I heard that the monster is soooo big.
Chauncey: Well I bet he's got his eye on ME!
Bruce: For your information, everyone knows monsters prefer blondes.

Share this quote on facebook [Julie and Wanda are looking at pictures of a dead kid]
Julie: That new camera really captures the moments.
Wanda: I know. The reds are so red. It really gets me hot.

Share this quote on facebook Frank: Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, we are the entertainment for this afternoon. Now on the shotgun we've got my man Leroy. And on the cash register, we've got that magic fingers Rico.
Rico: That's me.
Frank: And last but not least, yours truely, Frank, on the stick.

Share this quote on facebook Wanda: Slug, are you sure no one will come in?
Slug: I paid Tony 15 bucks. He said the place is ours till tomorrow morning.

Share this quote on facebook Slug: [to The Toxic Avenger] Get out of here you pervert.
[Wanda pulls out a switchblade]
Wanda: Or I'll kill you.

Share this quote on facebook Officer O'Clancy: Forget it, you're wasting your time.
Cigar Face: That's where you're wrong. You're wasting our time. And now we're gonna waste you!

Share this quote on facebook Melvin was a 90lb. weakling until nuclear waste transformed him into...The Toxic Avenger

Share this quote on facebook The first Super-Hero... from New Jersey!

Share this quote on facebook He was 98 lbs. of solid nerd until he became...The Toxic Avenger