¡Three Amigos! (1986)

Share this quote on facebook (To summon the invisible swordsman) Farley Farley Farley Farley Farley, Hufaaaaarrr

Share this quote on facebook I've been shot already!

Share this quote on facebook Mount up! ... It means get on your horses.

Share this quote on facebook Uh, this is real. They are going... to KILL us.

Share this quote on facebook Oh GREAT!!! REAL bullets!!!

Share this quote on facebook You're in a lot of trouble, mister!

Share this quote on facebook It's like living with a six-year-old.

Share this quote on facebook Well you slime eating dogs, you scum-sucking pigs, you sons of a motherless goat!

Share this quote on facebook Ned: Young man, you have got it!

Share this quote on facebook El Guapo: I know each one of you, like I know my own smell!

Share this quote on facebook Pablo: Can I have your watch when you are dead?

Share this quote on facebook Dirty Mexican: And then they called us scum sucking pigs...US!

Share this quote on facebook Dusty: Lip balm?

Share this quote on facebook Dusty: (seeing the food available in Santo Poco) Do you have anything besides Mexican food?

Share this quote on facebook Harry Flugelman: (ranting at the Amigos) It'll be a cold day in hell when Harry Flugelman lets an actor tell him what to do!

Share this quote on facebook Carmen: I like the one who is not so smart.
Other girl: Which one is that?

Share this quote on facebook Jefe: We have many beautiful piñatas for your birthday celebration, each one filled with little surprises!
El Guapo: How many piñatas?
Jefe: Many piñatas, many!
El Guapo: Jefe, would you say I have a plethora of piñatas?
Jefe: A what?
El Guapo: A plethora.
Jefe: Oh yes, El Guapo. You have a plethora.
El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?
Jefe: Why, El Guapo?
El Guapo: Well, you just told me that I had a plethora, and I would just like to know if you know what it means to have a plethora. I would not like to think that someone would tell someone else he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has no idea what it means to have a plethora.
Jefe: El Guapo, I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education, but could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?

Share this quote on facebook El Guapo: What? Are gringos falling from the sky?
[Ned falls to the ground]
Jefe: Yes, El Guapo.

Share this quote on facebook Bartender: We don't have no beer, just tequila.
Ned: What's tequila?
Bartender: ...It's like beer...
Dusty: Is it fattening?
Bartender: ...Fat-ten-ing?

Share this quote on facebook Lucky: Not so fast, El Guapo! Or I'll fill you so full of lead that you'll be using your dick for a pencil!
El Guapo: What do you mean?
Lucky: ...I don’t know.
Jefe: I think he means that if you –
El Guapo: SHUT UP!

Share this quote on facebook Ned: [whispers] Tell us we will die like dogs.
El Guapo: You will die like dogs!
Dusty: No, we will not die like dogs, we will fight like lions!

Share this quote on facebook Lucky: I'll come back some day.
Carmen: Why?
Lucky: Well, I thought...(stumbles over his words)

Share this quote on facebook Humberto Ortiz - Pablo

Share this quote on facebook Philip Gordon - Rodrigo

Share this quote on facebook Fred Asparagus - Bartender

Share this quote on facebook Kai Wulff - German