Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Vacation (1992)

Share this quote on facebook Waiting for the Clock to Strike Three lyrics
Buster and Babs: We're waiting for the clock to strike three,
When it's three o'clock, we'll be free.
Plucky: Then it's "Adios, Looniversity!"
Tiny Toons: Summertime is coming finally!

Share this quote on facebook Buster and Babs: Say goodbye to teachers and books!
Plucky: See you in September, you schnooks!
Tiny Toons: All summer long, we'll be free!
Come on, stupid clock! Please, strike three!

Share this quote on facebook Babs: In the summer, I will get a golden tan.
Buster: I will goof off, Ev'ry second that I can.

Share this quote on facebook Hamton: During summer, I will see the sights!
Elmyra: I will get a kitty and squeeze him tight.
Fifi: I shall find ze skunk hunk of my dreams.
Elmyra: Wanna hug that kitty till he screams!
Furrball: Meow!

Share this quote on facebook Plucky: Summer is the time to hang with your best friends.
Buster and Babs: Our one wish is that the summer never ends!

Share this quote on facebook Tiny Toons: We have all been waiting patiently waiting for the clock to set us free. We beg for summer on bended knee! Come on, stupid clock! Please, strike three! Strike one, strike two... STRIKE THREEEEEEEE!!!!! (bell rings)

Share this quote on facebook Gogo (dressed as a baseball umpire): "YER OUT!!! Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo!"

Share this quote on facebook Plucky (After getting flattened by the Pig Family's car): "I think the left front tire is a little low."

Share this quote on facebook Buster: "Over here, Barbara Anne Bunny!"
Babs: "DON'T CALL ME THAT!!!!"

Share this quote on facebook Buster: "Do your ears look better dry, or wet?"

Share this quote on facebook Buster: "I do this water thing to Babsy throughout the whole video."

Share this quote on facebook Shirley: "Mondo distress signal! Buster and Babs are in peril! I'd rescue them if I didn't have this summer job!"

Share this quote on facebook Dizzy: "In summer, Dizzy shed. If Dizzy spin, Dizzy be naked."

Share this quote on facebook Pig Family: (singing) "67 bottles of non-alcoholic beverage on the wall, 67 bottles of non-alcoholic beverage, if one of those bottles should happen to fall, 66 bottles of non-alcoholic beverage on the wall."
Plucky Duck: "Sheesh. The Von Trap Family they ain't! Eh, call me picky, but isn't that song actually 100 Bottles of Beer On the Wall? "
Winnie Pig: "We don't drink in our family, Plucky!"

Share this quote on facebook Plucky: "Uh, hey, Is it just me, or is it hot in here? How bout' a little A.C., huh?"
Wade: "Air conditioning wastes gas. I'll just crack a window."
Winnie: "Don't you dare, Wade! People will think we can't afford air conditioning!"

Share this quote on facebook Plucky: "Are we anywhere remotely near HappyWorldLand yet?
Wade: "No, but if you're bored, we could always play..."
Hamton: "Spot the car? Spot the car?"
Wade: "Heh heh. Spot the car."
Hamton: "Whee!"
Plucky: "Oh, you mean, like, spot the red cars, or the cars with out-of-state plates?"
Hamton: "No, any car!"
Wade: "Here they come!"
Pig Family (While jumping up and down): "There's a car! There's a car! There's a car! There's a car!" (Laugh)
Plucky (Flattened): "Fun game."
Winnie: "Look! here come some more!"
Pig Family: "There's a car! There's a car! There's a car! There's a... whoops. Truck!" (Laugh)
Plucky: "Shoot me."

Share this quote on facebook Buster: "I gotcha! I gotcha!"
Babs: "But who's got you?"
Buster and Babs: (scream)
Superman: "I do, kids!"
Buster: "Hey, pal, this is our story!"
Babs: "Yeah! Get your own video!"
Superman: "It's your call."
(He drops them.)

Share this quote on facebook Buster: "You know, Babsy, in this moonlight you look just like... Morey Amsterdam."
Babs: "Morey Amsterdam?!?!"
(Buster soaks her again.)

Share this quote on facebook Babs (as Boris Karloff): "Nice place to live, if you got a bolt through your neck."
Buster: "Rub it in, Boris!" (southern accent) "It's a romantic tradition of the see-outh. Beautiful homes, refined gentlemen, and delicate ladies."
Alligator girls: "Yes?"
Buster (to the camera): "Strike my last stereotype."

Share this quote on facebook (Buster is forced to marry all three of Big Daddy Boo's Daughters)
Buster: "I can't marry all three of them, that's bigamy!"
Big Daddy Boo: "No, that's Big O' Me!"

Share this quote on facebook Elmyra (Inside her parents' car): "Why my kitty ran away?! I want a kitty-witty head!"
Announcer: "Welcome to Wild Safari Zoo. For your safety, please make sure that all your doors and windows remain locked at all times. Because you know, wild animals can be very, very dangerous."
Elmyra (Looks out the window): "Aminals?" (Sees a cheetah) "Ooh! A kitty! Or to be more precise, a cheetah." (Presses her hands on the window glass) "Kitty, kitty, kitty!"
Announcer: "We hope you are enjoying Wild Safari Zoo. May I repeat, so that Warner Bros. won't get sued if anyone really does this..." (Elmyra unbuckles her seat belt and opens the car door window) "...do not get out of the car!"
Elmyra (Steps partially outside the car on the windowsill and jumps out anyway and lands on the ground) "Bye-bye!" (The car disappears in the distance) "I'll just die if I don't get a kitty! It's my obsession."

Share this quote on facebook Elmyra (reading from a book): "And the most feared predator in the jungle is... ME!" (laughs) "Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me!" (The animals all run away.) "Animals can be so capricious."

Share this quote on facebook Radio Announcer: "Newsflash: A psychotic killer has escaped from the state maximum security prison. The raving maniac is described as a lanky man with straggly hair and a pasty complexion. When last sighted, the homicidal fiend was wearing a dirty baseball cap, tattered overcoat, and green hi-tops."
Plucky: "Phew!"
Radio Announcer: "Wait. I'm sorry, That's orange hi-tops."
Plucky: "Mama..."
Radio Announcer: "Doctors report the slavering lunatic has a psychotic aversion to pork. In fact, exposure to any pig product will cause him to go screaming off the deep end. If seen, please notify the authorities at once! Remember this important number: 555-9—"
(Winnie turns off the radio.)
Winnie: "Honestly, there's so much sensationalism in the media these days."

Share this quote on facebook Fowlmouth: "Hmmm. Goobers or Raisinettes? Goobers or Raisinettes? Ain't that' the eternal question?" (Gets kicked out of the line by the angry customer he skipped) "Guess I'll never know the eternal answer!"

Share this quote on facebook THUD Announcer: "The audience is now deaf."

Share this quote on facebook [Fowlmouth gets "thrown" into the movie "Skunknophobia"]
Horatio: What do you mean by talking through the movie?!
[Fowlmouth screams]
Actress: [enters] At this rate, we'll never get to my scene!
Fowlmouth: Then the crowd should thank me! You no-talent, dadgum excuse for a dadgum actress!

Share this quote on facebook (Babs is overboard while Buster is on a boat)
Buster: "Babs, grab your lifesaver!"
Babs: "Who could think of candy at a time like this?"

Share this quote on facebook Happy World Land song lyrics
Happy World Land! Happy World Land!
Where the fun doesn't stop
At only eighty bucks a pop
In beautiful Happy World Land!

Share this quote on facebook Welcome to a land
Where the fun never stops
We have six thrill rides
And four hundred gift shops
The smiles are always rosey
The sky is always blue
This is Happy World Land
Where all your dreams come true!

Share this quote on facebook Babs: "I miss my family. I miss performing." (Buster soaks her yet again.) "I miss being dry!!!"

Share this quote on facebook Buster: "Boy, set a paw out of Acme Acres and you're meat on the table!"

Share this quote on facebook Babs: "So where's Superman when you need him?"

Share this quote on facebook Babs: "Oh, no! One of those possums!"

Share this quote on facebook Banjo Possum: "Oh, shoot, don't fret none, missy. I ain't like my simple backwoods cousins. I'd never eat a guy who could play his face."
Buster: "See, Babsy? I told you music was the universal language."
Babs: "And here I thought it was Esperanto."

Share this quote on facebook Plucky: "So long. Sayonara, and good riddance. At least I don't have to live through that again."
Wade: "Hold on, Plucky. You haven't seen the slideshow of our trip."
Plucky: "SLIDESHOW?!?!?"

Share this quote on facebook Winnie: "There's that nice young man we met. Did you give him our address?"
Hamton: "No, Mom. I gave him Plucky's."
Plucky: "WHAT?!??!"

Share this quote on facebook Babs (imitating Loretta Lynn): "I was born a coal-digger's daughter."
Buster: "Great. Now we're in a rerun of Hee-Haw."

Share this quote on facebook Buster: "The bridge is out!"
Babs: "Oh, Buster, I never got a chance to tell you..."
Buster: "Shhh. I feel the same way."

Share this quote on facebook Buster: "A plot hole?"
Babs: "I was wondering how those hack writers were gonna wrap things up."

Share this quote on facebook Banjo Possum: "Hoo-wee! I shore got a lot to learn about cartoons."
Babs: "Yeah yeah yeah. There'll be plenty of time for that when school starts."
Gogo: "Cuckoo! Cuckoo! If you're late for the first day of school, you're cuckoo!"

Share this quote on facebook Banjo Possum: "Hot dang! I'm gonna get me some edumacation!"