Toy Soldiers (1991)

Share this quote on facebook Great, the school gets taken over by terrorists and I'm still on pots and pans.

Share this quote on facebook They say what happened to my boy was an accident. This people were grown ups, unlike my son, they will learn about accident.

Share this quote on facebook Dean Parker: Do you think you're the first kid to put liquor in mouthwash bottles? It was done in my day. I may have even done it myself.

Share this quote on facebook Headmaster: Now this object I'm holding here is call... well some of you may have seen one before, it's called a book. You may have seen one on television.

Share this quote on facebook Luis Cali: What does your father do, William?
Billy: He's a contractor.
Luis Cali: According to this he owns the third largest construction company in the world.
Billy: Yeah, he's a contractor.

Share this quote on facebook Snuffy: Man, this stuff is great. It's opening up my lungs, it's making me breathe easier.
Ricky: Evidently it's making you fart easier, too.
Snuffy: I didn't fart.
Ricky: It's the first rule of prep school etiquette. When you're in a basement with no windows, don't fart.
Snuffy: No, the first rule of prep school etiquette is to pretend you're asleep when your roommate's beating off.
Hank: No, the first rule of prep school etiquette is to wait until your roommate falls asleep before beating off.

Share this quote on facebook Billy: Come on man, get up. We've gotta strike back or I'm going to look like a douche bag in front of the entire school.
Joey: You were born looking like a douche bag.

Share this quote on facebook Derek 'Yogurt: I'm Derek and he's Ted, and, yes, this is OUR room.
Joseph "Joey" Trotta: Not anymore.

Share this quote on facebook Frank Ingram: Dean's waiting for you guys back in your room.
Billy: Pleasure knowing you.

Share this quote on facebook Billy: All right, what now?
Yogurt: All right, all right. Very, very carefully take the red chip out of the receiver.
Billy: There is no red chip.
Yogurt: There must be.
Billy: Well I'm sorry, there isn't. There's a blue chip the same size as the red chip, but there's no red chip.
Yogurt: That must be it then.
Billy: Well is it, or isn't it?
Yogurt: I don't know.

Share this quote on facebook Hank: Mouthwash?
Billy: Yes, mouthwash... but maybe not.
Hank: What's the deal, Billy? Are you trying to tell me my breath stinks?
Billy: I wasn't saying your breath stinks. Why do you take everything so personally? Damn, Hank.

Share this quote on facebook Billy: Gentlemen, here's to Mr. Donohugue.
Joey: Yes, to Phil. May he get laid while on the outside.

Share this quote on facebook Hank: This had better not be mouthwash.
Billy: Trust me.
Hank: [after drinking] Trust me... Asshole, this is mouthwash.

Share this quote on facebook Jennifer: Oh, tell me what you look like.
Billy: Uh, well... I've got blonde hair, and um, I wear an earring in my left ear, I'm about 5'9", 150 pounds... did I mention I'm black?

Share this quote on facebook Billy: If you're going to kick me out, kick me out. Don't make me look like a nark to my friends.
Dean Parker: If we expelled you that would make four prep schools in four years. Are you trying for the Guinness Book of Records?

Share this quote on facebook Dean Parker: I'm not going to expel you. Three schools have done that and it's obviously done nothing for your character... I'm going to do much worse. I am going to keep you here until you graduate. It'll probably take years at this rate.
Billy: I might wear you out before then.
Dean Parker: Oh don't you worry about wearing me out. I'm going to wear you out.

Share this quote on facebook Headmaster: Try not to laugh.
Dean Parker: I'm trying.

Share this quote on facebook Luis Cali: Do you speak Spanish?
Ricardo Montoya: No, not really.
Luis Cali: [in Spanish] Put a bullet in him.
Ricardo Montoya: No, wait.
Luis Cali: Wait? What? You don't speak Spanish.

Share this quote on facebook Hank: Well, we managed to stay together anyways.
Ricardo Montoya: Yeah, that's my ambition in life - to die with you guys.

Share this quote on facebook Joey: We can't just sit by and let these bastards fuck with our lives.
Hank: Do we have a choice?
Joey: Yes.
Snuffy: Um, guys? Can we change the subject? I'd like to go to bed without wetting my pants.

Share this quote on facebook Ricardo Montoya: You can't smoke in the dorms.
Snuffy: What are they going to do? Kick me out?

Share this quote on facebook Joey: There's one of them at the end of the hall.
Billy: Yeah?
Joey: So we make some noise and we get him in here and then we jump him.
Billy: Then what?
Joey: Billy. He's got a fucking machine gun. With a fucking machine gun we can shred these fuckers.
Jonathan: You know, this machine gun stuff must run in Mafia families.

Share this quote on facebook Billy: What kind of stuff do they have?
Student: What do you mean? What stuff?
Billy: Guns, grenades, that kind of stuff.
Student: Man, they've got tons of it, all kinds. A big machine gun... Wait a minute. I'm not going to get in trouble for this, am I?
Billy: Don't be a wuss.

Share this quote on facebook Luis Cali: We're letting you go.
Joey: Why?
Luis Cali: Because we respect your father.
Joey: Fuck my father and fuck you too. I'm not going anywhere without my friends.

Share this quote on facebook Yogurt': Of course, the reverse is also true.
Joey: What the hell do you mean the reverse is also true?

Share this quote on facebook Snuffy: Oh yeah, that's wonderful. Now all we have to do is get Cali out of the Headmaster's Office which he hardly ever leaves, sneak past the guard, switch the chips without setting off them bombs, and then get out without being seen.
Billy: That's right. That's it exactly.
Snuffy: I was attempting to be sarcastic.
Billy: Well you shouldn't have been. You should have been writing it down.

Share this quote on facebook Billy: They're going to shoot five kids if I don't go back.
Military Officer: They're going to shoot you if you do go back.

Share this quote on facebook Dean Parker: They're going to hunt you down, you know that, don't you? They'll eventually find you and then they will kill you.
Luis Cali: You Americans always say that, but you never actually do it.

Share this quote on facebook [after saving the school]
Billy: Does this mean I'm off pots and pans?
Dean Parker: Oh no, you're not getting off that easy.

Share this quote on facebook T.E. Russell - Henry "Hank" Giles III

Share this quote on facebook Rafael H. Robledo - Carlos

Share this quote on facebook Thomas R. Trigo - Ruiz

Share this quote on facebook Jerry Valdez - Jorge

Share this quote on facebook Jesse Doran - Enrique Cali

Share this quote on facebook Richard Travis - Security Guard Frank Ingram