Troll 2 (1990)

Share this quote on facebook They're eating her! And then they're going to eat me! [fly on forehead] Oh my Goooood!
[after his female companion sips the broth and starts immediately getting sick] What's wrong, what's wrong with her?
[confronting a group of goblins chasing a girl] Let me give you some helpful advice, you... dwarves. Get out of here... or you will be in a lot of trouble.

Share this quote on facebook [Elliot and Brent laying in bed together] We left in too much of a hurry Drew. Go into town and do the shopping now.

Share this quote on facebook [After being punched in the testicles] What are you tryin' to do, turn me into a homo?!

Share this quote on facebook THAT... is ENOUGH!

Share this quote on facebook Aaahhh! Think about the cholesterol! Think about... THE TOXINS...!

Share this quote on facebook What's the matter? Aren't you hungry?

Share this quote on facebook We'll just have to... heat it up!

Share this quote on facebook No! But I know a trick that a friend of mine who went there taught me!

Share this quote on facebook Half man, half plant. A goblin's favorite food.

Share this quote on facebook You start a fire, I'll distract them with this.

Share this quote on facebook That's exactly what happened... with a voracity than has no equal on Earth!

Share this quote on facebook These evil creatures can transform themselves into fleas-and-blood people whenever and however they want.

Share this quote on facebook They can! They CAN! Goblins still exist! Your Grandpa Seth is telling you!

Share this quote on facebook The Stonehenge magical stone... the goblins' magic power!

Share this quote on facebook Why not? It's what he deserves - a big spanking for a little shit!

Share this quote on facebook But how are we going to make grandpa come?

Share this quote on facebook But how do we get him to come? By having a seance maybe?

Share this quote on facebook Elliot is not my beau! He's my boyfriend and he told me last night that he loves me and that he wanted to come on this trip with me and my family.

Share this quote on facebook Joshua, start singing. Come on, sing that song I like so much.

Share this quote on facebook [both singing] Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily. Life is but a dream...

Share this quote on facebook Good night, dear. Good night, dear.

Share this quote on facebook Michael! Who are the goblins?

Share this quote on facebook Do you see this writing...? Do you know what it means...? Hospitality. And you can't piss on hospitality! I WON'T ALLOW IT!

Share this quote on facebook [reaching for his belt]

Share this quote on facebook Tightening my belt one loop so that I don't feel hunger pains, and your sister and mother will have to do likewise. Okay, Joshua. You wanna get rough with me? You wanna show me that you don't like the choice of this house for our vacation by going on a hunger strike? Well, I'll accept the challenge. But just remember when I was your age, I really did suffer from hunger. We'll see who gets through this, but just remember I've got more practice than you. I'll see you tomorrow.

Share this quote on facebook [last lines]

Share this quote on facebook They're eating my mom!

Share this quote on facebook A double-decker bologna sandwich!

Share this quote on facebook I don't feel like singing, Mom!

Share this quote on facebook [singing] Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream...

Share this quote on facebook [both singing] Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily. Life is but a dream...

Share this quote on facebook We NEED Grandpa Seth here!

Share this quote on facebook You're genius big sister!

Share this quote on facebook Don't tell me they ate him, Grandpa!

Share this quote on facebook You're making a mistake Grandpa. Who said they can? You should of said they could or what kind of fairy tale is it?

Share this quote on facebook Elliott [sneaks into Holly's bedroom]

Share this quote on facebook Holly: Elliott! What kind of idiotic joke is this? You scared the shit out of me!

Share this quote on facebook Elliott: I'm the victim of a nocturnal rapture. I have to release my lowest instincts with a woman.

Share this quote on facebook Holly: [Punches Elliott in the groin] Release your instincts in the bathroom.

Share this quote on facebook Elliott: Are you nuts? You trying to turn me into a homo?

Share this quote on facebook Holly: Wouldn't be too hard. If my father discovers you here, he'd cut off your little nuts and eat them. He can't stand you.

Share this quote on facebook One was not enough!

Share this quote on facebook Be afraid... be TWICE as afraid!

Share this quote on facebook It horrifies you in your sleep, and haunts you for life.

Share this quote on facebook There's nothing more frightening than a little boy's nightmare...until it turns real.

Share this quote on facebook The original boogeyman is back

Share this quote on facebook Eat before we eat you

Share this quote on facebook Margo Prey – Diana Waits

Share this quote on facebook Robert Ormsby – Grandpa Seth

Share this quote on facebook Deborah Reed – Creedence Leonore Gielgud

Share this quote on facebook Darren Ewing – Arnold

Share this quote on facebook Jason Steadman – Drew

Share this quote on facebook David McConnell – Brent

Share this quote on facebook Gary Carlson – Sheriff Gene Freak

Share this quote on facebook Mike Hamill - Bells

Share this quote on facebook Don Packard - Drugstore Owner

Share this quote on facebook Christina Reynolds Cindy

Share this quote on facebook Glenn Gerner - Peter

Share this quote on facebook Michelle Abrams - Wood Tales Girl

Share this quote on facebook Lance C. Williams - Mr. Presents

Share this quote on facebook Elli Case - Mrs. Presents

Share this quote on facebook Gavin Reed - Presents Son

Share this quote on facebook Melissa Bridge - Presents Daughter

Share this quote on facebook Andi Foster - Troll #2 (uncredited)

Share this quote on facebook Patrick Gibbs - Goblin (uncredited)

Share this quote on facebook Paul Gibbs - Goblin (uncredited)

Share this quote on facebook Hermann Weiskopf - Man (uncredited)