Turtles Forever (2009)

Share this quote on facebook [At the 2003 Turtles' lair.]
'03 Don: I don't understand it. The tracking system was closing in and then suddenly, poof, static. It's like the Technodrome disappeared.
2003 Leo: Any idea what we should do next?
[The 80s Turtles raise their hands freely as if they are in a classroom.]
1987 Don: I know, I know!
2003 Leo: [crosses his arms] Other than going out for a slice?
[The '87 Turtles put their hands down and look at each other awkwardly.]
Raph:
'03: Ugh! I told you you can't brainstorm with these goofballs! They ain't got no brains
'87: Hey! We resemble that remark.
1987 Turtles: [laughing]
1987 Michelangelo: Good one, Dude!
[2003 Leo and Raph look at them and each other and then face palm in annoyance.]

Share this quote on facebook '03: Ugh! I told you you can't brainstorm with these goofballs! They ain't got no brains
'87: Hey! We resemble that remark.

Share this quote on facebook [The Technodrome has now settled in another tunnel. Inside, 1987 Shredder has found 0 results for Krang in the 2003 universe]
1987 Shredder: Hmm. Nothing comes up for Krang in this dimension.
1987 Krang: What?!
1987 Shredder: Shredder, on the other hand... [footage of the Utrom Shredder appears on screen] There he is. And he is magnificent. [footage shows Utrom Shredder crossing his arms, the next footage shows him punching 2003 Raphael and Michelangelo to the ground] What strength! What power! [the last footage shows Utrom Shredder firing a powerful blast at the 2003 turtles from the Sword of Tengu] Oh, how I've longed for an ally such as this. So, unlike the sniveling idiots that I've been forced to suffer.
'87 Krang: [deadpan] I'm right here. [yells] I CAN HEAR YOU!!! [croaks]
'87 Shredder: Now to find him. [uses the computer to search for his 2003 counterpart and searches the United States, Earth, the solar system and the galaxy, but finds nothing, until... the computer scans an icy asteroid called Mor Gal Tal where the 2003 Utrom Shdredder is banished] Hmm. Strange, he's off world. No matter [types in the keyboard] I will program the matter to beam him to us directly. [the computer lights up and the matter transporter zaps a chunk of ice and a beam forms behind them] This is a turning point, Krang. The world will tremble before the combined power of Mighty Shredder and his... Huh?! [the beam reveals the true form of the Utrom Shredder: Ch'rell who is in a frozen slumber] Pink slug? [taps the ice lightly] Ooooh! I wanted a super sinister ally.
Krang: [walks up to him] Oh I don't know. He looks alright to me. [croaks]
[sometime later, 1987 Shredder and Krang have gotten Ch'rell out of the ice and onto a machine]
'87 Shredder: [typing on the computer] Could that puny creature actually be this dimension's Shredder?
Krang: [croaks]
'87 Shredder: Quiet.
Computer: Commencing cyro-regeneration.
[the machine turns on, zapping Ch'rell]
Krang and the '87 Shredder: Aaah!
[the two Technodrome commanders watch as the computer explodes. 1987 Shredder turns around to turn it off]
'87 Shredder: No! [hits the button repeatedly]
Krang: FOOL! YOU OVERCOOKED HIM DIDN'T YOU?! [walks over to Ch'rell]'
1987 Shredder: I did everything exactly right. [rushes over to the lifeless alien] It should have worked. It should be alive
Krang: YOU BOTCHED IT! YOU BOTCHED IT!!
['87 Shredder growls in anger, chases after Krang and tackles him to ground to strangle him, breaking his glass helmet]
'87 Shredder: You forget who you talk to you whimpering- Oh![Krang hits him with his tentacle]...Worm! [Krang hits him again] Aah! I AM THE SHREDDER!!!
[Ch'rell suddenly awakens upon hearing that statement]
Krang: I know who you are. [hits 1987 Shredder again] Let go! [hits him again]
Ch'rell/2003 Shredder: What fools are these? So weary of life.
[1987 Shredder and Krang stop fighting and turn around]
Krang and the '87 Shredder: Wha?
Ch'rell: That they take the name of the Shredder. [speeds over to them from the table he was on and appears in front of them] My name in vain!
[Krang and the '87 Shredder look at each other confused. They turn back at the Utrom who snarls in anger and violently headbutts them into a monitor, breaking it. The two lay on the ground as Ch'rell stands up on the machine he was on. '87 Shredder and Krang look at each other in surprise as the Utrom growls at them]

Share this quote on facebook [The Turtles are outside of the Technodrome]
Raphael:
1987: Hey, they rolled out the welcome mat.
2003: Then how come I ain't feelin' welcome?
[The 1987 Turtles laugh]
2003 Leo: You don't understand. The Utrom Shredder isn't like your Shredder. He's vicious.
2003 Don: Lethal.
2003 Mikey: Competent!
2003 Raph: We go in, there's no saying we come out.
[The 1988 Turtles look at each other]
Leo(nardo):
'87: Let's do this! [puts in one hand followed by the other 7 turtles]
'03: Today, we are more than allies. We're brothers.
1987 Turtles: GO, GREEN MACHINE!
2003 Turtles: IT'S NINJA TIME!
'87 Turtles: TURTLE POWER!
'03 Raphael: Grr! Annoying power. [pushes the 1988 turtles]
'87 Turtles: Hey!
'03 Raph: Move it, half shell!
'87 Mikey: Quit shovin'!

Share this quote on facebook 1987: Hey, they rolled out the welcome mat.
2003: Then how come I ain't feelin' welcome?

Share this quote on facebook '87: You bet… right after lunch. [he and the other 80's turtles run off]
'03: What? No!

Share this quote on facebook [The Turtles are at the Purple Dragons' lair picking up some equipment when they confront a mutated Hun.]
Hun: [fighting 1988 Michelangelo] Now I look in the mirror and all I see is you! [punches '87 Michelangelo away]
'87 Mikey: Oh!
Hun: And I hate you even more!
Don:
'03: Hun, you don't understand. [Hun smacks '87 Donatello away]
'87: Aah!
'03: The Shredder, he– [his 80's counterpart hits him]
Hun: [picks up the purple bag] Forget the Shredder. You're gonna pay for what you've done to me!
'87 Raphael: [to the camera/viewer(s); breaking the 4th wall] Some people just can't handle change.
Hun: [looks at the camera in confusion and picks up '87 Raphael and violently shakes him] WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THAT?! WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? THERE'S NO ONE THERE!
'03 Raph: You idiot.
Hun: Aah!
'03 Raph: There ain't gonna be anybody anywhere soon. Look!

Share this quote on facebook '03: Hun, you don't understand. [Hun smacks '87 Donatello away]
'87: Aah!
'03: The Shredder, he– [his 80's counterpart hits him]

Share this quote on facebook Krang: [banging on the door to the Utrom Shredder] You're not the only one who needs to use the Trans-Dimensional Portal you know. Open up! What are you doing in there anyway? [a shadow looms over Krang and the figure, revealing to be Karai yanks him out of his vessel which falls onto the floor] My body! [whimpers]
Karai: Insolent slug, the shredder's business is his and HIS alone! [drops Krang to the ground] Do not seek to interrupt him again.
[Utrom Shredder exits the room looking disoriented and groans]
Karai: Father, what is it? What's wrong? What did you see in there?
Shredder:
'03: Turtles, Karai. Ninja Turtles! I must have them. Both teams, at once.
'87: [suddenly appears] Yes, revenge, AT LAST!! I knew you'd come through. Together we can crush the tur... [his Utrom counterpart smacks him away and crashers in poles and steel barrels]
'03: HUN!! [Hun marches towards him] Tonight, you hunt. Find those who did this to you and bring them to me.
Hun: It will be down, master.

Share this quote on facebook '03: Turtles, Karai. Ninja Turtles! I must have them. Both teams, at once.
'87: [suddenly appears] Yes, revenge, AT LAST!! I knew you'd come through. Together we can crush the tur... [his Utrom counterpart smacks him away and crashers in poles and steel barrels]

Share this quote on facebook [Inside the Technodrome, '87 Shredder is giving Ch'rell a tour around the fortress.]
1987 Shredder: [to Ch'rell] And this is our engine room. [Ch'rell (being carried by Foot Soldier) looks around with a snarl on his face, showing he's not pleased.] Currently under repair unfortunately. [1987 Shredder gets a call on his com link.] Oh, please excuse me, most honored guest. [turns around to answer the com link.]
Ch'rell: [growls]
1987 Shredder: [to Krang] Krang, what's taking so long? I can't keep this alien entertained forever.
Krang: You should've thought of that... [burps] ...before you brought it here. This is all your fault.
[behind '87 Shredder, Ch'rell begins to growl impatiently.]
Ch'rell: [growling]
1987 Shredder: My fault?! What are you talking about?!
Ch'rell: I wish to see the trans-dimensional portal device you spoke of. NOW!
1987 Shredder: [turns around] A moment... uh, sir. [turns back to Krang] Krang?!
Krang: Oh it's ready, [chuckles smugly] Mighty Shredder. Just give the word.
1987 Shredder: [put a gas mask over his mask] The word you smug slug is given.
Krang: [chuckles, hangs up]
[green smoke appears from the air vents of the engine room and the doors slam shut. Ch'rell growls, knowing this is a trick. The Foot Soldier carrying him tries to make a run towards the other open door, but it slams shut too.]
Ch'rell: [turns to 1987 Shredder] You!
[1987 Shredder backs away in fear from the Utrom as he growls and breaks free from the Foot Soldier and tackles '80s Shredder to ground, strangling him.]
Ch'rell: Little man, you have made a grave! A grave. [begins foaming at the mouth, grunts] Grave... [the Utrom finally falls unconscious on '87 Shredder's head.]
1987 Shredder: [grunts as he picks up the knocked out Ch'rell and throws him on the floor, panting.]
[scene changes to 80s Shredder with unconscious Ch'rell in a container of liquid in the Technodrome's main room with Krang, Rocksteady and Bebop.]
1987 Shredder: I thought he could help us defeat the turtles. But he-he's insane!
Krang: [using his robot arms to open a box] Perhaps we may still learn something useful by... [burps, opens the box revealing a sharp knife inside] dissecting it. Hmm?
[an alarm goes off, alerting the '87 TMNT villains.]
Computer: Intruder alert, Intruder alert.
1987 Shredder: Not those blasted turtles again!
[an explosion occurs at the door in front of them and several Foot Soldier pieces are flung into the room. A yell is heard, coming from Karai who flips into the main room, glaring at everyone. Everyone gasps at her as she sees her father in the liquid jar he is in.]
Karai: [yells as she flips again and breaks Ch'rell free from the jar he was in] I am called Karai.
Krang: [gasps as he and 80s Shredder flinch at the sight of her swords]
Karai: I am his daughter.
'87 Shredder: [to Krang] Not much of a family resemblance. [Krang smiles at the comment but is soon shocked as he watches Karai kicks '87 Shredder in the gut away.]

Share this quote on facebook Mirage Mike: So, you're supposed to be us... from other worlds...? I don't see it.
Mirage Don: What's with the multi-colored headbands?
Mirage Raph: Hmph, sellouts.
'03 Raph: Uh... [grabs '88 Leonardo by the shell] Well, check out the initialized belt buckles on these yahoos.
'88 Turtles: Hey!
'03 Raph: How lame can a turtle get, am I right? [his '84 Mirage counterpart grabs and shoves him forward] Hey, ow! Geez, what a hardcase! [sees the '88 Turtles smile at him] What?
'88 Turtles: Nothing.

Share this quote on facebook [The giant-sized 2003 Utrom Shredder just got clipped by his own destructor beam]
'1987 Don: Looks like we just found something he's vulnerable to!
[The Mirage Turtles jump off the 2003 Utrom Shredder]
Mirage Raphael: Yeah, turtles!
03 Donnie: The Technodrome!
Krang: Hmm... Go figure.

Share this quote on facebook Mirage Don: I'm gonna miss those wannabes.
Mirage Mike: Yeah, I kinda dug the initials on the belt buckles.
Mirage Raph: Hmph, you would. I could go for a slice, though.
Mirage Leo: There's that place on Bleecker. [The Mirage Turtles jump off the building and run] We are the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. We strike hard and fade away into the night. [Scene ends with the Turtles in their signature jumping pose, which becomes a promotional poster of the original comics]
Peter Laird: I think this first issue is coming along rather well, don't you, Kev?
Kevin Eastman: Yeah, sure do, Pete. Hey, let's get back to this after lunch, huh?
Peter: Hmmm, sounds good. Pizza?
Kevin: Yeah, pizza.
Pete: Oh, I hope this thing sells.
Kev: Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. [chuckles]
[As Kevin and Peter leave for lunch, the camera pans to the cover of the comics' first issue.]

Share this quote on facebook Karai: [points her swords to Krang] Will "you" be a nuisance as well?
Krang: [burps] Never, charming lady.
Karai: I have gone from great lengths to keep visual over my father. But today he vanished from my monitoring systems. When I was able to relocate him... [behind Karai, Bebop & Rocksteady attempt to attack her from behind. But Karai, sensing a sneak attack, quickly turns around and kicks Rocksteady and Bebop in the stomach to the ground with two simple kicks.] He was here. How is this so? [points her swords to '87 Shredder]
'87 Shredder: [flenching from the swords] Aah! The M-Ma-Matter Transporter. We beamed him here!
Karai: [sees the Matter Transporter and walks up to it] This technology is now property of the Foot! With it, I will restore my father, the one true Shredder TO GLORY!!
'87 Shredder: "One True"? Now wait just... [Karai kicks him away in the gut once again and falls on Krang and they both fall on top of Rocksteady and Bebop. Karai places her swords into her shealth and walks up to the console.]
Krang: Another fine mess you've gotten us into.
'87 Shredder: [annoyed] Oh, shut up.