Twin Town (1997)

Share this quote on facebook Adie, driving cars that don't belong to them, at 90 miles an hour, on the wrong side of the road, is just starting to take the fucking piss!

Share this quote on facebook Here's 20 nicker, now go buy yourselves a nice big tin of sticky-sticky and fuck off back to Noddyland!

Share this quote on facebook I built this club up from nothing, and I fucking loves it!

Share this quote on facebook This glue is for sticking my submarines, not for sticking up your fucking noses! Don't think I don't notice, cos I do. Buy your own fucking glue!

Share this quote on facebook You're an iffy copper that does a little bit a this, a little bit a that, but knows where to draw the thin blue line right fuckin' wrong, don't ya, Greyo?

Share this quote on facebook Greyo: Dylan Thomas called Swansea "an ugly, lovely town".

Share this quote on facebook Terry: I'd call it... a pretty shitty city.

Share this quote on facebook Greyo: Dylan Thomas didn't do as much fucking cocaine as you, did he?

Share this quote on facebook Ivor: What can I have for twenty again?

Share this quote on facebook Brothel Woman: Top exposed hand relief; Tits and hand shandies is it love?

Share this quote on facebook Ivor: Gwelio

Share this quote on facebook Brothel Woman: Righto then Ivor, Bon voyage. How's that love, hittin' the spot?

Share this quote on facebook Ivor: Oh yea

Share this quote on facebook Bryn: I'll have a chicken jalfrezi balti, half chips half rice, three onion bhajees, two naans and a grandfach!

Share this quote on facebook Indian Waiter: Benju gandju [In Punjabi] You asshole sister fucker!

Share this quote on facebook Lucy: She's a hooker Greyo

Share this quote on facebook Greyo: Yeah and I'm a scrum-half

Share this quote on facebook Adie: I'd better be off

Share this quote on facebook Jeremy: Off to the brothel?

Share this quote on facebook Jean: It's not a brothel, it's an executive health spa!

Share this quote on facebook Jeremy and Julian: Health Spa AHHHHH!

Share this quote on facebook Fatty: Cup of tea boys?

Share this quote on facebook Adie: It's not a cup of tea they want, it's a good fucking hiding ask 'em who was kind enough to lend them the two tone BMW they been driving through the fucking night; Go on, ask 'em!

Share this quote on facebook Jeremy: Fuck off you nosey bitch!

Share this quote on facebook Jean: Charming!

Share this quote on facebook Jeremy: Do you know what happens if they catches you doing drugs in Morocco?

Share this quote on facebook Julian: No?

Share this quote on facebook Jeremy: They hands you over to the fucking RUG squad. Aaaah I fuckin' had ew!

Share this quote on facebook Jeremy: How is it that a 2 litre bottle of coke costs 27 pence, but a 1 litre bottle costs 37 pence?

Share this quote on facebook Julian: Supa-dupa deal

Share this quote on facebook Jeremy: How much for a shag Adie?

Share this quote on facebook Adie: Awww dont worry lads, you can have family discount; but first we'll ave' to find your little willies first though!

Share this quote on facebook Jeremy: What's your handicap, Bryn? [Smashes golf club into Bryn's knee]

Share this quote on facebook Bryn: [In agony, with tape over his mouth] MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Share this quote on facebook Jeremy: Not bad.

Share this quote on facebook Terry: What the fuck does that mean Greyo?

Share this quote on facebook Greyo: What does what mean?

Share this quote on facebook Terry: That, "ambition is fucking critical."

Share this quote on facebook Greyo: It says "ambition is critical." There's no "fucking" in it.

Share this quote on facebook Rugby. Tom Jones. Male Voice Choirs. Shirley Bassey. Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantisiliogogogch. Snowdonia. Prince of Wales. Anthony Hopkins. Daffodils. Sheep. Sheep Lovers. Coal. Slate Quarries. The Blaenau Ffestiniog Dinkey-Doo Miniature Railway. Now If That's Your Idea Of Thousands Of Years Of Welsh Culture, You Can't Blame Us For Trying To Liven The Place Up A Little Can You?

Share this quote on facebook An extreme comedy.

Share this quote on facebook Welcome to ugly lovely town

Share this quote on facebook Rachel Scorgie - Adie Lewis

Share this quote on facebook Dorien Thomas - Greyo

Share this quote on facebook Jenny Evans - Bonny Cartwright

Share this quote on facebook Sue Roderick - Lucy Cartwright

Share this quote on facebook Morgan Hopkins - Chip Roberts