Vampire in Brooklyn (1995)

Share this quote on facebook Interesting. I've been stabbed, and I've been hanged, and I've been burned. Even broken on the rack once, but I've never been shot before. It kind of itches a little.

Share this quote on facebook (As Preacher Pauley): Evil is good, and ass is good, and if you find you a piece of evil ass, WOO!

Share this quote on facebook (after being staked in gut): Let me give you an anatomy lesson. This [points] is my stomach. This [points] is my heart. Stomach. Heart. Stomach. Heart.

Share this quote on facebook (cornered by Maximillian): Hey, yo, man I don't know how you know me, but, uh, everything is everything. I ain't seen nothin', okay? So you can go ahead and just jump right back through the window, man. I won't tell anybody I saw you, 'cause I ain't really seen you! You know I'm blind! I got, like cataracts, I mean, um, contacts. I got astigmatism, man. I can't see; I'm blind. Where you at? Where you at? See, look. Where you at? Huh? Where you at?

Share this quote on facebook Welcome to the party, Unc. Now let's get this party on the road...There's a new Vampire in Brooklyn, and his name is Julius Jones!

Share this quote on facebook Look here. I'm a cop...Mmm-hmm, the law. Which means, if you try anything funny, I'll shoot you.

Share this quote on facebook (About Rite): Look, she's a good cop. She just needs some time.

Share this quote on facebook Sheets, baby, sheets!

Share this quote on facebook Call me, baby, call Silas.

Share this quote on facebook Who's driving this vessel? Stevie fucking Wonder?

Share this quote on facebook God loves you. God loves me.

Share this quote on facebook Look, I ain't no ghoul!

Share this quote on facebook Keep your faith, Detective. If I know one thing, its this, you'll need it!

Share this quote on facebook Det. Justice: So you say you saw... what?
Silas Green: It was a wolf godammit! A big, black, stinking-ass wolf. The motherfucker jumped of the boat and ran over there. And when it got there the son of a bitch turned into a man. He did the flippflopp shit on me... Just like whore I used to know in Detroit back in 62. I'd go over her house on saturday night... she loved me, man. Bitch made me chicken and some pretzels! I'd come through the door, she's a man! Flippfloppin' and shit. You ever seen a motherfucker flippflopp on you and shit like that? In your face trying to flippflopp and shit!
Det. Justice: So the wolf you saw looked something like that?
Silas Green: The wolf? Hell no! That's a chihuahua compared to the motherfucker come at me! Ya ever seen a wolf, man?
Det. Justice: Yes?
Silas Green: To the 25th power!

Share this quote on facebook Policeman with Dog: You people are ought to stay back! Killer here loves to bite!
Maximillian: So do I!

Share this quote on facebook Julius Jones: Hey, man, my pops always said the quickest way to a woman's heart - the church.
Maximillian: It's actually through the ribcage, but that's a bit messy.

Share this quote on facebook Maximillian: Do you like Italian? I make an excellent fusilli.
Rita: Actually, that's my favorite, but I really think I ought to take a rain check.
Maximillian: Oh, there's someone else.
Rita: Not anymore.
Maximillian: Well, if there's no one else, then I would love to have you... for dinner.
Rita: Look here. I'm a cop.
Maximillian: Ah. The police?
Rita: Mmm-hmm, the law. Which means, if you try anything funny, I'll shoot you.
Maximillian: [feigning innocence] Do I look like I would bite you?
Rita: [chuckles] You better not, not after the day I've had.
Maximillian: Can I send my car to pick you up in a half-hour?
Rita: impressed Oooh, a car. Let's make it an hour.
Maximillian: I'll see you then.