Varsity Blues (1999)

Share this quote on facebook [to his father] I don't want your life!

Share this quote on facebook Now if we go out there, and we half-ass it 'cause we're scared, all we're left with is an excuse; we're always gonna wonder. But if we go out there, and we give it absolutely everything - that's heroic. Let's be heroes.

Share this quote on facebook [to Mox] You got to be the dumbest smart kid I know.

Share this quote on facebook It makes me wonder if you know the different between a sneeze and a wet fart!

Share this quote on facebook Never show weakness, the only pain that matters is the pain you inflict.

Share this quote on facebook The hard work of so many, sacrificed by the disrespect of few.

Share this quote on facebook [to Mox] Your daddy was a no-talent pussy, but at least he listened!

Share this quote on facebook Son, you are fucking up my universe. You're fat, you're slow...now all of a sudden you're lazy.

Share this quote on facebook [Mooning Mox and Billy Bob through the truck window] Good moonin, Boys! Good moonin! I have been up since the crack of dawn and I had to ass you a question.

Share this quote on facebook [singing] She broke my heart, so I broke her jaw.

Share this quote on facebook [after stealing a cop car] I'm gonna go to jail!

Share this quote on facebook Jonathan Moxon your are under arrest for not being naked with some sophomore chick who wants to bathe you with her tongue, now take off your god damn clothes and get in the car.

Share this quote on facebook Well we're all naked in there and we've got handcuffs and cool shit to play with so take off your clothes and get in the car.

Share this quote on facebook Looks like she fell out of the I-wanna-suck-your-dick tree and hit every branch on the way down!

Share this quote on facebook It's a strip club, man. I'm here to work!

Share this quote on facebook A 10... a 10... a fucking 10!

Share this quote on facebook [staring at Miss Davis's breasts] Miss Davis, would you go to the prom with me?

Share this quote on facebook Miss Davis: Now I want y'all to repeat after me: penis, penis, penis; vagina, vagina, vagina!

Share this quote on facebook Sam Moxon: I raised you to be a winner, so dammit boy, win!

Share this quote on facebook Sam Moxon: I'm really proud about Brown son, but I need to talk to you about Gilroy.

Share this quote on facebook Billy Bob: I sure do love that dog.
Mox: I think it's a pig.
Billy Bob: Yeah.

Share this quote on facebook Miss Davis: Can anyone tell me a common slang term for the male erection?
Student: Boner? Is boner one?
Miss Davis: Yes! Boner is good, boner is very good!

Share this quote on facebook Mox: The male erection? Uh, pitchin' a tent, sportin' wood, icicle has formed, the march is on; stiff, stiffie, Mr. Mortis, Rigger Mortis has set in; uh, flesh rocket, Jack's magic beanstalk, tall Tommy, mushroom on a stick, Mr. Mushroom Head, purple-headed yogurt-slinger...and, uh, Pedro.
Miss Davis: Pedro?
Mox: Mmhmm.

Share this quote on facebook Charlie: Will you listen to me? Women are all just panty droppers. You understand? That's it.
Mox: What?
Charlie: Listen. You give 'em Percocet, two Vicoden and a couple of beers, and the panties fall off. This is nice. It's very nice.
Mox: [laughing] It's nice?
Charlie: It's nice.
Mox: Tweeder, you think you'll enjoy prison?
Charlie: [not paying attention] I don't know...What?

Share this quote on facebook Charlie: Hey you wanna see the new Tweeder end zone dance?
[Tweeder dances]
Charlie: You know what it's called?
Mox: What?
Charlie: The new Tweeder end zone dance.

Share this quote on facebook Mox: I'm a good boy. I've always been good. What's my upside to being good? [looks at a box of condoms] I'm 18 years old. It's not like I'm married to her. She invited me over. I'm just being polite, right Kyle? Kyle?
Kyle: I only answer to one name. Ali-Actabaor-Shabaz-Da.
Mox: That's a bunch of names.
Kyle: There is only one God. All praise and honor be to Allah.
Mox: Yeah. Well, would Allah nail Darcy if he had the chance? I think so.

Share this quote on facebook Charlie: Say I'm stupid and I'm about to get hit in the nuts. (Tweeder hits some dumb ass class of 1980 coyote who still goes to high school parties in the nuts)
Billy Bob: That's funny.
Charlie: Ain't it funny? That's what I mean. See they need to change the name of the show to America's funniest shots in the nuts.

Share this quote on facebook Police Officer: These kids, they're just running around wild these days. Them kids last night, they stole a cop car.
Bar Man: No.
Police Officer: Yes! Them boys been exposing themselves.
Bar Man: Exposing themselves?
Police Officer: Yes. They put them wieners on the glass at the Alano Club, while the ladies were rehearsing the Christmas pageant.
Bar Man: They put them wieners on the glass at the Alano Club?

Share this quote on facebook Mo Moxon: Kyle, did you start a cult?
Kyle: Yup.
Mo Moxon: That is so sweet!

Share this quote on facebook Darcy: Baby I got so excited thinking about next year and Florida state and the future, I think I need to be your wide receiver.
Lance: Here baby.
Darcy: Well not "here" here, but somewhere here.

Share this quote on facebook Make your own rules.

Share this quote on facebook In a town where winning is everything, these guys have nothing to lose.

Share this quote on facebook It takes a hero to know what's worth winning.

Share this quote on facebook Sam

Share this quote on facebook Mo - wife

Share this quote on facebook Jonathan - son

Share this quote on facebook Kyle - son

Share this quote on facebook Lance

Share this quote on facebook Collette - wife

Share this quote on facebook Lance - son

Share this quote on facebook Julie - daughter

Share this quote on facebook Tommy - son