What's Up, Tiger Lily? (1966)

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Share this quote on facebook I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

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Share this quote on facebook Shepard Wong: I didn't order any fumigation! It's Wing Fool, you fat! I mean... it's Wing Fat, you fool!

Share this quote on facebook High Macha Of Rashpur: Good afternoon. I am the Grand Exalted High Macha of Raspur, a non-existent but real-sounding country.
Phil Moscowitz: Uh-huh.
High Macha Of Rashpur: Yes. We're on a waiting list. As soon as there's an opening on the map, we're next.

Share this quote on facebook High Macha Of Rashpur: [displaying a printed floor plan] This is Shepherd Wong's home.
Phil Moscowitz: He lives in that piece of paper?
High Macha Of Rashpur: No, you idiot. He's got a regular house!

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Teri Yaki: I wish Phil would get here. It's getting awfully late.
Suki Yaki: [Running to answer a knock at the door] It's Phil, bringing the promise of joy and fulfillment in its most primitive form!
Teri Yaki: I hope he brought the vibrator.

Share this quote on facebook Interviewer: Woody, because the story is a little bit difficult to follow, would you give the audience and myself a brief rundown on what's going on so far?
Woody Allen: No.