What Women Want (2000)

Share this quote on facebook You talk to me like a woman, you think like a woman. Nick, come on, admit it. You're totally and completely gay!

Share this quote on facebook You know what's the difference between a wife and a job? After fifteen years, a job still sucks.

Share this quote on facebook There's way too much estrogen on TV these days.

Share this quote on facebook [Examining the contents of the box that Darcy gave to find inspiration] "Nobody panic, this is supposed to be fun." Alright, I can do this, I'm a professional. [Reaches into the box and pulls out..] Lipstick, alright. Lipstick on a guy's collar? No, women will hate that. Lipstick on a guy's collar that won't rub off. No, that's much worse. Okay, I need to start thinking like a broad. [Closes his eyes] Alright, I'm a broad. I see lipstick...[Sniffs the lipstick] on a dark-haired Tahitian beauty standing under a waterfall, wearing nothing but a thong, and water cascading down her back- [His eyes shoot open] I'm a lesbian!

Share this quote on facebook [After going through a painful attempt to wax his leg hair] Women are insane. Who would do that more than once? ...Why would they do the other leg?

Share this quote on facebook Why do guys like to do it in front of a mirror? Because "objects appear larger than they actually are".

Share this quote on facebook You know that whole deal about "penis envy"? Not true. No. Half of women don't even like it. You know who has penis envy? We do. That's why we cheat and we lie, because we're all obsessed with our own equipment!

Share this quote on facebook I don't want that to be it. I don't want that to be it at all.

Share this quote on facebook Then don't let a little thing like me firing you stand in your way.

Share this quote on facebook What kind of knight in shining armor would I be if the man I love needs rescuing and I just let him walk out my door?

Share this quote on facebook My dad? He's always been...like an uncle to me. Yeah, Uncle Dad.

Share this quote on facebook I think this is the one! '[thinking] I can't believe this it what I'll be wearing the last night I'm a virgin! ...Or should I say, what I'll be taking off?'