Wild Hogs (2007)

Share this quote on facebook You screwed up their lives? And by doing that, you decided to screw up our lives?!

Share this quote on facebook [After getting a fist-tap from Woody and nearly wiping out] Whoa! Whoa! Oh! Man, oh, man. I almost lost it back there. I didn't know what was going on. [hits a sign face first]

Share this quote on facebook And I got a girlfriend. Punch that out of me, bitches. [gets knocked out]

Share this quote on facebook Jack: You're going to pay a disobedience fee of $10,000! Plus another $40,000 to rebuild the bar! And if you want to see your friend alive again, do not call the cops! If you're not here in half an hour to settle this, I'm going to take the fine out on your friend's legs! I'm going to break them with this tire iron!
Dudley: Don't bring the money! I'm a computer programmer! I don't need my legs!
Jack: Fine! I'll break his hands!
Dudley: Oh, damn it. Bring the money!

Share this quote on facebook Dudley: [upon seeing Maggie] She is perfect.
Doug: You like the waitress?
Dudley: Oh, man. I wanted to say something funny to her, but all I could think of was black jokes.
Bobby: Like which ones?
Dudley: I forget.
Bobby: Why don't you tell the one that ends with you getting your ass whooped.
Dudley: Would that be funny?
Bobby: I'll be laughing. Oh, I'll be cracking up.

Share this quote on facebook Bobby: [after being called out by Jack] Anyone else getting that pre-rape feeling?
Red: [grinning] I do.

Share this quote on facebook Doug: You're the sheriff, aren't you going out there?
Charley: Hey, I took my law enforcement course on the internet! For arms training, they just told us to play Doom!

Share this quote on facebook Woody: [a large yard is full of a bunch of leaves] Well go home, Toby! You make me sick!
Toby: I can't do this many leaves for $10!
[Woody kicks a pile of leaves.]

Share this quote on facebook Dudley: I'm looking to the parade this year. I got little Tootsie Rolls to throw to the kids.
Woody: Tootsie Rolls? You cannot even put on your left blinker without wiping out.

Share this quote on facebook Maggie: That's too bad. I wanted you to try to kill my chili. It's pretty hot.
Dudley: No, I'll try it. I like your kind of hot. Chili, chili hot. Food hot. That's the hot I want to kiss. Eat.

Share this quote on facebook Charley: Needless to say, we don't carry firearms anymore. Sometimes you pull them out and think they're not loaded, and...
Bobby: You blow your deputy's ear off.
Charley: Yeah.

Share this quote on facebook Bobby's Mother-In-Law: In my days, The ladies stayed at home, not lazy MEN!
Bobby: In your days, The men had pyramids to build. HOW OLD IS THAT!?!?
Bobby's Mother-In-Law: [shocked] HOLY.

Share this quote on facebook Four guys from the suburbs hit the road... and the road hit back.

Share this quote on facebook A lot can happen on the road to nowhere.

Share this quote on facebook Four guys. 2000 miles. How wild can it get?

Share this quote on facebook Ride hard... or stay home!

Share this quote on facebook Brett Small as Brett Stevens

Share this quote on facebook Cymfenee as Claire Davis

Share this quote on facebook Victor Izay as Mr. Putnam

Share this quote on facebook Cynthia Frost as Mrs. Putnam

Share this quote on facebook Stephanie Skewes as Selma

Share this quote on facebook Dill Winston as Michael