With Six You Get Eggroll (1968)

Share this quote on facebook Abby: Pretty, huh. Why shouldn't he date a young chick? Why take the bus when you can fly?

Share this quote on facebook Jason: Can I sleep with you, Mommy?
Abby: Go! Get moving!
Jake: There's nothing wrong with that. I was just going to ask you the same thing.

Share this quote on facebook Molly: [in front of Jake, Abby's date for the evening] Mrs. McClure! Now I need to put the meat on broil but your hair is on bake. Which should I do first?
Abby: [humiliated] I think the *hair*, Molly.
Molly: False hair, false eyelashes, false bosoms. In my day, women were flesh and blood. Now they're 70% nylon and 30% foam rubber.

Share this quote on facebook Maxine: You're a great help to me. What am I supposed to say to this man? "Hi, I'd like you to meet my sister, the girl with the golden arm and her hair in the oven."

Share this quote on facebook Abby: [during a raucous party] If this wasn't my house, I'd go home!

Share this quote on facebook Zip: Thou art cool!