Y Tu Mamá También (2001)

Share this quote on facebook Life is like the surf, so give yourself away like the sea.

Share this quote on facebook Who cares who you two fucked when you come that fast!

Share this quote on facebook Play with babies and you'll end up washing diapers!

Share this quote on facebook Truth is cool but unattainable... the truth is totally amazing, but you can't ever reach it.

Share this quote on facebook Life is like the foam of the sea. You must dive into it.

Share this quote on facebook Luisa: You have to make the clitoris your best friend.
Tenoch: What kind of friend is always hiding?

Share this quote on facebook Jano: I didn't know you want to be a writer. What are you going to write about, "fine boys"?
Tenoch: No, about faggots like you.
Jano: Well, let me tell you that there is a big difference between writing high school tales and producing actual literature.
Tenoch: When do you begin?
Jano': Have you read my book already?
Tenoch: I read the critics.
Jano: Critics are a bunch of assholes.

Share this quote on facebook Julio: Traveling is really cool.
Tenoch: Yeah, but with mushrooms! You've never stepped into a single plane.

Share this quote on facebook Silvia: Oh, Saba, I didn't know you were here.
Saba: [on drugs] Oh, here and everywhere.

Share this quote on facebook Tenoch: [after Tenoch discovers that Ana has cheated on him with Julio] How many times did you fuck her?
Julio: Once, we were really wasted.
Tenoch: When did you do it?
Julio: I don't know.
Tenoch: When? Tell me when!
Julio: When you went to Lake Tahoe.
Tenoch: Where was Cecilia?
Julio: She was sick
Tenoch: Where did you do it?
Julio: I don't know
Tenoch: What do you mean you don't know, asshole?
Julio: I think it was in a party.
Tenoch: What party asshole?
Julio: I think it was at Fruit Loop's place
Tenoch: Where Saba popped her cherry?
Julio: [laughs] I think so!
Tenoch: [angrily] What are you laughing at, fucker? Don't laugh, faggot!

Share this quote on facebook Tenoch: Me too.
Luisa: You too what Tenoch?
Tenoch: Julio! Me too, faggot!
Julio: You too what?
Tenoch: I fucked Ceci, your girlfriend!
Luisa: What?
Julio: That's not true! When?
Tenoch: After the Plastilina concert.
Julio: Fuck! That's why you took me home first, right? Where!
Tenoch: In my house.
Julio: In your house, asshole?
Tenoch: She was wearing the panties with flowers on them!

Share this quote on facebook Tenoch: Did she blow you?
Julio: [looks away] Of course not man!
Tenoch: [angrily] Look me in the eye asshole! Did she blow you?
Julio: No.
Tenoch: Did you blow her? You fucking pig!
Julio: Of course not, c'mon!
Tenoch: Did she come?
Julio: How could I know? It happened really fast, maybe she didn't.
Tenoch: Did she like it?
Julio: I don't know
Tenoch: Did you like it, asshole?
Julio: No dude! No! I really felt like shit, I mean it! [pause] Dude, I wanted to tell you.
Tenoch: [shouts] Fuck you asshole! You fucked up our friendship, you fucked up my trust, you fucked my girl! You fucked up me! Even when I brought from Lake Tahoe your fucking comics and the fucking dress for Ana, that whore!
Julio: Tenoch, dude, I'm sorry man, it was an accident, really.
Tenoch: An accident? [angrily] You poke some girl's eye by accident, asshole! You don't fuck her! You don't fuck her!
Julio: [shyly] Right... right.

Share this quote on facebook Julio: [walking out of the shower naked] You're full of shit, man.
Tenoch: [laughing] I may be full of shit... but, you've got one ugly dick. It looks like a deflated balloon.
Julio: Well, come and blow it up for me, asshole!

Share this quote on facebook Andrés Almeida - Diego "Saba" Madero

Share this quote on facebook Ana López Mercado - Ana Morelos

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Share this quote on facebook María Aura - Cecilia Huerta

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