Yogi Bear (2010)

Share this quote on facebook It's because I'm smarter than the average bear.

Share this quote on facebook I'm so smart and it hurts.

Share this quote on facebook Did you check the safety manual!

Share this quote on facebook I wonder if he noticed the pie.

Share this quote on facebook [As Yogi and Boo-Boo fall from the sky in their plane]
Yogi Bear: Hang on, Boo Boo!
Boo-Boo Bear: What do we do now?
Yogi: Did you check the safety manual!
Boo-Boo: It's just a picture of us screaming!
Yogi: Then hit the eject, Boo-Boo!
Boo-Boo: Don't you mean "eject"?

Share this quote on facebook Ranger Smith: Welcome to the 100th Anniversary of Jellystone.

Share this quote on facebook Rachel: I've heard you unusual brown bear.
Smith: Brown bear?
Rachel: When they talk it so rare.
Smith: Not that I can think of.
Rachel: I think he's trying to steal your lunch box.
Yogi: I smell PB and J. [falls down over the edge of the building] I'm okay.

Share this quote on facebook Yogi: Kick it, Boo-Boo!
Boo-Boo: Kicking it.
Radio: I like big butts, and I cannot lie You other brothers can't deny Then when a girl walks in with the itty-bitty waist then around me in your face you get sprung...

Share this quote on facebook Smith: We got a bear disturbance.
Ranger Jones: All unit lock the park. I repeat lock down the park.
Smith: You know, I am the other ranger here, right?

Share this quote on facebook Jones: Yeah. Bears are supposed to avoid people not run around, stealing their food.
Yogi: Boo-Boo and I would never pick and disturbing family picnic.

Share this quote on facebook Boo-Boo: Yogi, your cape!
Yogi: I know, it is magnificent.
Boo-Boo: And on fire!

Share this quote on facebook Mayor Brown: Do you think I care about what the law says, or about some endangered "frog-mouthed turtle" or some stupid park for families to have a picnic in? I care about power, you pinheads, and I'm going to get it! Nobody knows this turtle exists and nobody ever will.

Share this quote on facebook Smith: Yogi, that's the problem - all the thinking. Hey, you know what would be great? If you didn't think, if you could just be a regular bear. [Yogi begins to whimper like a puppy] You know, sit in the woods minding his own business, but nope, you're different, you're smart, and you have to spend your days of being selfish and destructive while everyone else pays the price. I'm sure it's never been enough screwing up my life, but this time, you had to go and bring down this entire park. So, tell me, Yogi. How smart are you now?

Share this quote on facebook Smith: [to Rachel] Is he still filming?
Rachel: I needed more footage, so I told him to keep it rolling.
Smith: Then I can plug that into the video camera right up there. I just need a way to distract the guards.
Yogi: I think we can take care of that.

Share this quote on facebook Announcer: And here is what Mayor Brown proudly has to say about protecting our natural resources!
Brown: [Ranger Smith plugs the confession to the big screen] Do you think I care about what the law says... [Mayor Brown and his Chief of Staff make shocked faces] ...Or about some endangered "frog-mouthed turtle" or some stupid park for families to have a picnic in? [crowd and fans get angered and begin to riot] I care about power, you pinheads, and some way I am going to get it! Nobody knows this turtle exists and nobody ever will!
Chief of Staff: [runs over to the guards] There's about to be a riot out there, I need you out front! [guards run to scene]
Brown: [actual] No, no, no! That was not real. Trust me. There is no such thing as a frog-mouthed turtle! [Turtle frog like's tongue plunges onto the Mayor who is nervous and shocked] He's right next to me, isn't he?

Share this quote on facebook Life's a pic-a-nic.

Share this quote on facebook Please do not feed the bears.

Share this quote on facebook All great things come in Bears.