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Pam: Alex, why are you hanging onto the television?
Alex: It's Stevie.
Pam: Yeah, it's Terrence Russell McCormack. He's so cute.
Alex: No, it's not Terrence somebody, it's Stevie.
Pam: Okay, look, um, honey, your father and I have to go. Are you okay?
Alex: Stevie. He's *on* the television.
Pam: Every week. I didn't think you liked that show.
Alex: What... show?
Pam: "Where's Stevie?"
Alex: He's *on* the television!
Dave: Alex, I don't understand.
Alex: It's Stevie.
Pam: Right, from the TV show.
Alex: What TV show?
Dave: "Where's Stevie?"
Alex: He's *on* the television!
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Alex: Gary, you know what position you play, right?
Gary:
[confused look] Yeah.
Alex: So you know what position I play, right?
Gary: Yeah.
Alex: Gary, what position do I play?
Gary: Quarterback.