Zookeeper (2011)

Share this quote on facebook [to Jurgen at a fashion show] Hey, Siegfried. Where's Roy?

Share this quote on facebook I'm not uncomfortable! I'm soooo comfortable! [Porcupine barb hits him in the face]

Share this quote on facebook [as the zoo animals are giving advice to Griffin on how to attract Stephanie] Throw poop at her. [griffin and the animals stare at him.] That's how I met Karen!

Share this quote on facebook [giving his order to the waitress at T.G.I. Friday's] 30 oranges.

Share this quote on facebook Barry the Elephant: I can't take it! I miss Griffin! I know you can't see it, but my lip won't stop quivering!
Joe the Lion: Well, he wouldn't be gone if you'd listened to me!
Jerome the Bear: You're the one who talked to him first!
Mollie the Girrafe: Yeah, he's right, you know.
Barry: I can't take it!
Jerome: Come on, Barry. You're killing us with the crying!
Bruce the Bear: Jerome, you were sobbing all night.
Jerome: No, I wasn't, I have sleep apnoea!
Bruce: Sounded like baby-crying to me.
Donald the Monkey: Baby-crying!
Jerome: What did you say, thumbs? Why don't you come down here and say it to my face?!
Donald: Please! I leave the tree, I'm slapping you silly!
Jerome: You come down here, and I'll use you as a loofah!
Donald: How are you gonna hold me? You have no thumbs!
Jerome: Oh, yeah? Let's do this! I'll start from my back! Bring it!
Barry: That's it! I'm quitting my diet!
Donald: You can't quit something you never started!
Spike the Crow: You know what I think we should do?
All animals: NOT A ZOO ANIMAL!

Share this quote on facebook Griffin: How long have you been able to talk?
Donald the Monkey: Let's see, today's Tuesday, so... always.