Directed byMichael Apted OriginUnited-kingdom GenresDrama, Comedy, Romance ActorsAbigail Cruttenden, Alison Steadman, Frances Ruffelle, Robert Urquhart, Peter Dean, Richenda Carey Roles Policeman Rating70% Alan Duckworth (known as 'Quack Quack' to his friends) is a socially awkward fourteen-year-old who is obsessed with cricket and Ann Lawton, a girl in his class. Alan daydreams throughout his day showing up late for school and making little academic progress. He becomes friends with the groundsman Tommy (Garry Cooper) who he sees as some sort of 'war hero'. Alan often follows Tommy around telling him how Tommy helped to win the war while making predictions about what the world will be like now the war is won. Among other things, Alan predicts there will be no more wars, everyone will speak Esperanto and everyone, regardless of race or creed, will have a Teasmade.