Arsenio Hall Apartment Victim (segment "Mondo Condo") Lou Jacobi Murray (segment "Murray in Videoland") Griffin Dunne Doctor (segment "Hospital") Steve Forrest Captain Nelson (segment "Amazon Women on the Moon") Robert Colbert Blackie (segment "Amazon Women on the Moon") Michelle Pfeiffer Brenda (segment "Hospital") Larry Hankin Man in Pub (segment "Son of the Invisible Man") Henry Silva Henry Silva (segment "Bullshit or Not") Peter Horton Harry (segment "Hospital") Jenny Agutter Cleopatra Garry Goodrow Checker Player (segment "Son of the Invisible Man") Rip Taylor Rip Taylor (segment "Roast Your Loved One") Steve Allen Steve Allen (segment "Roast Your Loved One") Joe Pantoliano Sy Swerdlow (segment "Hairlooming") Joey Travolta Butch (segment "Amazon Women on the Moon") Rosanna Arquette Karen (segment "Two I.D.'s") Sybil Danning Queen Lara (segment "Amazon Women on the Moon") Forrest J Ackerman U.S. President (segment "Amazon Women on the Moon") Paul Bartel Doctor (segment "Reckless Youth") Lana Clarkson Alpha Beta (segment "Amazon Women on the Moon") Ed Begley Jr. Griffin (segment "Son of the Invisible Man") Ralph Bellamy Mr. Gower (segment "Titan Man") Steve Guttenberg Jerry (segment "Two I.D.'s") Angel Tompkins First Lady (segment "First Lady of the Evening") Andrew Dice Clay Frankie (segment "Video Date") Henny Youngman Henny Youngman (segment "Roast Your Loved One") Mike Mazurki Dutch (segment "Reckless Youth") Kelly Preston Violet (segment "Titan Man") Monique Gabrielle Taryn Steele (segment "Pethouse Video") Belinda Balaski Bernice Pitnik (segment "Critics Corner") / Bernice Pitnik (segment "Roast Your Loved One") Erica Yohn Selma (segment "Murray in Videoland") Carrie Fisher Mary Brown (segment "Reckless Youth") Archie Hahn Harvey Pitnik (segment "Critics Corner") / Harvey Pitnik (segment "Roast Your Loved One") Marc McClure Ray (segment "Video Date") Phil Hartman Baseball Announcer (segment "Murray in Videoland") David Alan Grier Don Simmons (segment "Blacks Without Soul") / Don Simmons (segment "Don 'No Soul' Simmons") William Bryant Male Republican (segment "Blacks Without Soul") Dick Miller Danny Clayton (segment "The French Ventriloquist's Dummy") (uncredited) Le Tari Pimp (segment "Blacks Without Soul") Robert Picardo Rick Raddnitz (segment "Roast Your Loved One") Howard Hesseman Rupert King (segment "Titan Man") Philip Proctor Mike (segment "Silly Paté") Raye Birk Vanya Bryan Cranston Paramedic #1 (segment "Roast Your Loved One") (uncredited) Russ Meyer Video Salesman (segment "Video Date") Corey Burton Announcer (segment "Silly Paté") William Horace Marshall Pirate Captain (segment "Video Pirates") Philip Bruns French Ventriloquist Dummy Manager Charlie Callas Charlie Callas (segment "Roast Your Loved One") Jackie Vernon Jackie Vernon (segment "Roast Your Loved One") Tino Insana Mr. Sylvio (segment "Video Pirates") Robert Loggia Gen. McCormick (segment "The Unknown Soldier") (uncredited) Bernie Casey Major General Hadley (uncredited) Ronny Cox General Ballentine (uncredited) Donald Richard Gibb Graceless Pirate (segment "Video Pirates") Frank Collison Grizzled Pirate (segment "Video Pirates") John Ingle Felix Van Dam (segment "Art Sale") Matt Adler George (segment "Titan Man") Terence McGovern Salesman (segment "First Lady of the Evening") T. K. Carter Host (segment "Silly Paté") Willard E. Pugh Speaking Cop (segment "Video Date") Herb Vigran Agent (segment "Reckless Youth") Wallace Langham Private Anson W. Pucket (segment "The Unknown Soldier") (uncredited) Huey Lewis Huey Lewis (segment "Murray in Videoland") (uncredited) Bela Lugosi Pete Jones (segment "Reckless Youth") (archive footage)