Another Stakeout (1993)

Share this quote on facebook [Bill Reimers and Chris Leece call to Archie (a dog) who is chasing a neighbor's cat - Archie takes no notice]
Bill: Come back here!
Chris: Oh, stick them, Archie. Eat the cat!

Share this quote on facebook [Chris Leece is angry with Gina Garrett because of her interference in the stakeout]
Chris: If this assignment gets blown, I want to go on record right now, that this is the most stupid, dimwitted, idiotic, moronic piece of putrefied garbarge that I have ever in my entire professional career, ever had the displeasure of being involved with.

Share this quote on facebook Gina: Cover me! I'm taking a bath.

Share this quote on facebook [Gina Garrett asks Bill Reimers to shave his moustache to look younger]
Bill: I don't think you understand the relationship a man has with his facial hair.

Share this quote on facebook Captain Coldshank: Your cover is you're renting the judge's house for a month of vacation.
Chris: As what?... friends or lovers?

Share this quote on facebook Gina: So when are we inviting them over for drinks?
Chris: Uh, Bill.
Bill: Yes, Chris?
Chris: Did I just hear you ask me to invite the neighbors over for drinks? The very people we are here to stake out?
Bill: Why, no, Chris. I'd never think of such a thing.
Chris: Good to know, Bill!

Share this quote on facebook Bill: I've had this moustache for thirteen years. How long have you had yours?

Share this quote on facebook Bill: [on seeing their suspect] I think we should arrest him for what he's wearing!

Share this quote on facebook Chris: I usually wait about about three days before introducing myself to the people I'm staking out!

Share this quote on facebook Gina: I'll miss you guys, a little. I am going to sue for custody, though.
Chris: [pointing to Bill] Of him? Take him, he irritates the hell out of me.

Share this quote on facebook [Chris and Bill have had enough of Gina]
Chris: Here is my badge, here is my gun, and here is me, *leaving*!

Share this quote on facebook [Maria and Chris are arguing, Maria meanwhile is holding a TV in her arms]
Chris: Now, Maria. Let's go over something. I came home last night.
Maria: [nods crazily]
Chris: We had sex.
Maria: [nods crazily]
Chris: Then I woke up and went to work like I do every morning. Now did I forget something?
Maria: [drops the TV causing it to smash]
Chris: [looking down at the floor with an unbelievable expression on his face]
Maria: I'm leaving. And when I come back, I want you gone.

Share this quote on facebook Chris: [to Maria, who's running off] All right, all right! I'll marry you.
Maria: [smiles wickedly and comes back to Chris and then plugs him in the stomach with her fist!] Life is too short.
Chris: [doubled over, gives a weak cough]

Share this quote on facebook They're on the look out for thrills, action and adventure.