Dick Figures: The Movie (2013)

Share this quote on facebook Both: You're such an asshole! I can't believe you let me think we were actually friends!
Red: Well, maybe I would be your friend, if you weren't such a god damn loser all the time!
Blue: I'm a loser? I caught you masturbating to Animal Planet!
Red: That was one time! You're just racist against elephants!

Share this quote on facebook Red: Hey, toots.
Pink: Go to hell, Red.
Red: Okay, I'll see you there!

Share this quote on facebook Stacy: [drunk] Hey, Pink! Have you ever met my sister?
Fat Ugly Girl: Happy birthday.
Pink: Thanks. I just wish Blue was here.
Stacy: Whatever, bitch! Boys are overrated!

Share this quote on facebook Red and Blue and Awesome All Over!

Share this quote on facebook Zack Keller as Blue, Narrator, Shaw, Japanese Guy, Trollz0r

Share this quote on facebook Ben Tuller as Lord Tourettes

Share this quote on facebook Shea Logsdon as Pink

Share this quote on facebook Lauren Kay Sokolov as Stacy

Share this quote on facebook Chad Quandt as Chad-Gendarmerie

Share this quote on facebook Mike Nassar as Broseph

Share this quote on facebook Nick Ainsworth as Umbrella salesman

Share this quote on facebook Nick Keller as Party-goers

Share this quote on facebook John Dusenberry as Ghetto Cutter

Share this quote on facebook Brock Gallagher as Bully and Dock Worker

Share this quote on facebook Ashley Shelhon as Global Rescue Services operator

Share this quote on facebook Rob DenBleyker and Dave McElfatrick as the dock guards

Share this quote on facebook David Haley as Dock Worker, French Father, Cumulonimbus Ninja

Share this quote on facebook Brendan Haines as Steve, TNT Boat Foreman, Dead Ninja

Share this quote on facebook Lynn Wang as French mother (uncredited)