Postman Pat: The Movie (2014)

Share this quote on facebook [first lines] Oh, thanks, Jess. It wouldn't do to forget my hat on such a lovely morning.

Share this quote on facebook Oh, Alf. Not again.

Share this quote on facebook [to the PATBOT 3000] Well then, good luck. And remember, the most important thing for a postman is... [PATBOT 3000: Speed, Efficiency, Ruling the world.] Well. I was going to say being friendly. You know the human touch.

Share this quote on facebook Oh Muffins.

Share this quote on facebook I don't feel like a very happy man.

Share this quote on facebook [first lines] Lots of wasted time, space and energy here, Ben. Not sure even my machines can save this place.

Share this quote on facebook You are...Postman Clifton.

Share this quote on facebook Wool gathering. (laughs) That was rather good.

Share this quote on facebook My uncle was eaten by Dingos, Mr. Brown.

Share this quote on facebook [While showing Mr. Brown an image of the UDM 3000] This programmable postman is 10x faster than a human. The perfect worker.

Share this quote on facebook [After the meeting with Mr. Brown] SDS will use my robots, Mr. Brown. And once they've replaced your postmen, I'll replace you. [laughs evilly]

Share this quote on facebook [Breaking the fourth wall] A robot would never embarrass the company like this.

Share this quote on facebook [After watching Pat's performance on TV] Yes. Yes, they do.

Share this quote on facebook [Introducing the PATBOT 3000 to Pat] The PATBOT 3000. This mechanical marvel will be taking over your postal duties. Temporarily, of course.

Share this quote on facebook [To Stagehand Robin] Lose the cat.

Share this quote on facebook [To Mrs. Goggins] Madam, this is private property and you are trespassing. Shall I ring someone to show you out?

Share this quote on facebook [To Pat] Oh, no. You're not ruining this now. I've finally got that fool of a CEO where I want him. If it were up to him, SDS would stay a quaint little delivery service dedicated to Customer Service and The Human Touch. Bleh! [Pat: But I-I thought that's what all this was for. To help keep SDS the way it's always been.] Your publicity was to make people love Postman Pat. [Shows Pat a video of Patbots marching out of the SDS Sorting Office on his Phone] Now, I can replace all of SDS's human workers with Patbots! And when I become CEO, SDS will become the biggest, most Profitable company in the world!

Share this quote on facebook [To Mr. Brown] Give me the SDS, Brown. The days of lovable friendly mailmen helping quaint country characters with their stupid little problems is over. The future belong to machines. AND TO ME!!! [laughing maniacally]

Share this quote on facebook [last lines] You can't do this to me. I'm the future! I'll just move to America, I'm not even a bad guy there, YOU'LL SEE! I'll be back!, I'll Be Back I'LL BE BACK!!! Nobody understands genius.

Share this quote on facebook [first lines] Pat! Am I glad to see you.

Share this quote on facebook [as the people of Greendale confront him about the PATBOT 3000's behavior] Look, I know he's been a bit off lately, but this is Pat we're talking about. He'd never let us down on purpose.

Share this quote on facebook Pat's under a lot of pressure. I'm sure he'll be back to normal once this telly business blows over.

Share this quote on facebook Pat, you're not going along with this are you?

Share this quote on facebook [first lines] Sorry, Dad. I'm practicing the trick shot you taught me.

Share this quote on facebook Are you sure, Dad? I'm getting pretty good.

Share this quote on facebook Dad, I don't play for Pencaster yet.

Share this quote on facebook [after hearing You're the One is coming to Greendale] Dad? Did you hear that? They're coming here!

Share this quote on facebook Dad's muffed it. Hasn't he, Mum?

Share this quote on facebook Jess? Oi, Jess!

Share this quote on facebook [after seeing all the people of Greendale at the sorting office] It looks like everyone in town's here. I wonder what's going on Jess? [Jess meows 'I don't know']

Share this quote on facebook [after the PATBOT 3000 has fired Ben Taylor] Dad, you can't do this. Ben is your best friend. You've always told the most important things in the world are friends and family. Didn't you mean it?

Share this quote on facebook [repeated line] Meow.

Share this quote on facebook Hmm?

Share this quote on facebook Mmm-Hmm!

Share this quote on facebook Mmm-Mmm!

Share this quote on facebook We? Mmm.

Share this quote on facebook I'm gonna have to keep an eye on this Postman Pat.

Share this quote on facebook Jings, Crivens and help ma boab. He's a robot.

Share this quote on facebook This is just too good to be true! Postman Pat's a cheat! Robots can't enter talent competitions!

Share this quote on facebook STOP! STOP THE SHOW!!

Share this quote on facebook Oh my allergies.

Share this quote on facebook A talent agent with only one client?

Share this quote on facebook Thought I sing a song.

Share this quote on facebook I've had a few dancing lessons too.

Share this quote on facebook Oh yeah, that was good. [Wilf hits his head] Ow! What'd you do that for? [Wilf: Don't clap for your enemy!] But he's good.

Share this quote on facebook [while playing a video game with Jess] Pat, your cat's amazing. He's already beaten Wilf's high score. What's his name?

Share this quote on facebook Mmm-hmm. Charm, love. Got it.

Share this quote on facebook [after Wilf snatches his game console from him] Hey! I was playing that.

Share this quote on facebook Oh yeah, it's great, Wilf. You deliver mail, have a cat and be nice to people. Every now and then you can rescue a sheep. It's the highest game around. Totally massive.

Share this quote on facebook [after turning off the Patbots with Carbunkle's phone] Please. Easiest game ever.

Share this quote on facebook He's really taking off!

Share this quote on facebook Me-ooowww!

Share this quote on facebook Do the Pat-Bot!

Share this quote on facebook Sandra Teles as Julian Clifton

Share this quote on facebook Anastasia Griffin as Laura Taylor/Dr. Sylvia Gilbertson

Share this quote on facebook Becky Wright as Lizzy Taylor

Share this quote on facebook TJ Ramini as Ajay's singing voice (Uncredited)

Share this quote on facebook Julian Stone as Stagehand