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The Official Rare Exports Inc. Safety Instructions 2005 is a finlandais film of genre Comedy directed by Jalmari Helander with Tommi Korpela

The Official Rare Exports Inc. Safety Instructions 2005 (2005)

The Official Rare Exports Inc. Safety Instructions 2005
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Length 10minutes
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OriginFinlande
Genres Comedy,    Action
Rating75% 3.782133.782133.782133.782133.78213

Rare Exports : The Official Safety Instructions ou The Official Rare Exports Inc. Safety Instructions 2005 (en français : Le guide officiel de sécurité de Rare Exports) est un court métrage finlandais de 2005 réalisé par Jalmari Helander. Il peut être visionné en ligne dans sa version originale en anglais. Il suit le court métrage Rare Exports, Inc. (2003) et précède le long métrage Père Noël origines (2010).

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Cette fois, le court métrage distille de précieux conseils aux personnes susceptibles de s’approcher de ces pères Noël avides de chair fraîche. À la suite d’un terrible accident ayant fait de nombreuses victimes, les trois employés décident d’instaurer des consignes de sécurité face à cette espèce difficilement apprivoisable. Leur mission est de garantir la sécurité des personnes chargées de réceptionner les colis dans lesquels sont enfermés les pères Noël. Ainsi, pour maintenir ces hommes primitifs hors de danger, il faut éviter de faire du bruit, s’abstenir de fumer, les distraire en leur donnant des biscuits au gingembre et ne pas consommer d’alcool. Ces précautions s’avèrent être indispensables pour garantir la survie de cette espèce en voie d’extinction…

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